A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Declan banned for leaving out the letter d from lorcand1990's name.

NNA banned for full on name calling.

Wichita banned for being agreeable to doing things by half-measures.

NNAHere banned for pretending they know where Wichita is.

Declan banned for furtively tracking people.

Leg End banned for hiding in plain sight.

Wichita banned for spending quite a bit of his free time doing plain sight seeing.

NNA banned for seeing through me.

Wichita banned for playing Glen Campbell's Greatest Hits out loud on the bus.

Declan banned for bussing it to his busking gig.

Wichita banned for howling at the moon whenever he's busking.

NNA banned for confusing my dulcet singing tones with the cry of a werewolf.

Wichita banned for forgetting that well known saying 'The hearing aid never lies'.

NNAHere banned for vandalising sayings.

Declan banned for always wanting to keep everything strictly orthodox.

NNA banned for being in the Strictly dance off.

Wichita banned for making such an unpossible disreal allegation.

NNA banned for making it up as he goes along.

Wichita banned for always having one he prepared earlier.

NNA banned for preparing to fail.

Wichita banned for marking the exam too soft.

NNAHere banned for wanting to award a Fail on exams.

Declan banned for doodling mindlessly throughout the art exam and winning the gold medal by accident.

NNA banned for crashing the party.

Wichita banned for crashing the golf cart.

NNA banned for using disreal uncorrectly.

DejaBoo banned for thinking this is a correctional facility.

Wichita banned for not understanding that it's more like Hotel California.

NNA banned for letting the eagles fly off.

Wichita banned for hawking secondhand golf balls in a corner of the carpark after work each Friday.

NNAHere banned for pretending he plays golf when talking at the 19th hole, i.e. golf club bar

Declan banned for using a sliotar instead of a proper golf ball the last time went played.

NNA banned for bouncing around the course on his hopper

Boo banned for posting Gifs that never fail to make me laugh

Dawg banned for laughing out loud on the train.

Wichita banned for pining for the good old days spent working down the mines with his father and all his uncles. (...you can tell that I've been watching the 4 Yorkshiremen sketch)

NNA banned for having a cushy number compared to us Yorkshire folk.

Wichita banned for living in the lap of luxury in that shoebox in the middle of the road, when I had to live in a hole in the road (onlookers - see video if confused).

Declan banned for getting a job with the council to create more holes in the road.

NNAHere banned for blocking holes with cement.