A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Declan banned for being a Daw rather than a Dawg

NNAHere banned for trying to train a jackdaw instead of a Dawg.

Declan banned for being impossible to train.

NNA banned for trying to train without a ticket

Dawg banned for boiling the spuds to a mush.

NNA banned for straining the spuds through a flat cap.

Butty banned for wearing a colander on his head when watching TV to try and protect himself from the secret alien transmissions.

NNA banned for flying a black helicopter over my house all last night.

Butty banned for painfully revealing to me how he got his nickname "Punches Pilot"

NNA banned for punching holes in my spreadsheet.

Wichita banned for producing an impossible to read page of paper when asked for a spreadsheet.

Declan banned for not commending Wichita on his excellent teaching style- the way it works is: the more squiggles on the page, the more important to know it must be.

NNAHere banned for falling for the oldest trick in the book - thinking that squiggles makes the writer intelligent.

Declan banned for giving us all a hammering in the guess the year competition

Butty banned for trying to compete with Declan.

Wichita banned for not warning me that Declan has the eye of the tiger.

Butty banned for thinking he could beat me in the Guess The Year tournament.

Declan banned for not admitting that he's actually a time traveller from the year 2317 and is going to win the Lotto when it has rolled over for the 2317th week.

NNA banned for causing the Lotto enquiry.

Wichita Lineman banned for forgetting to buy the ticket for the FG Lotto syndicate.

Declan banned for thinking I toe the party line.

Wichita banned for thinking FG stands for Fine Gael, when in fact we all know here that it stands for Forum Games.

Declan banned for initialling his initials initially.

Wichita banned for making an allegation alliteratively.

NNA banned for being an 'A' lister.

Wichita banned for making B-Movies.

Butty banned for not giving B-Movies a chance before making a judgement about them.

Declan banned for being chancy.

Wichita banned for be boringly risk-adverse.

Declan banned for risking it for a biscuit.

Wichita banned for eating all the biscuits before I could offer them in a bet.

Declan banned for bettering my offer.

Wichita banned for picking a peck of pickled peppers.

Butty banned for making tea using boiled malt vinegar.

NNA banned for drinking all my brandy and refilling the bottle with cold tea.

Butty banned for not being able to tell the difference between brandy and tea by smell or sight.

Declan banned for drawing attention to the fact that I'm an uncultured slob.

Butty banned for being an unculchie.

NNA banned for unning and ahhing.

Wichita banned for saying "Ooo la la" repeatedly whenever he's assessing the wine in his local off-licence.