A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

NNA banned for  asking dawg for a ferrari foot rub

ohno, I read tour post wrong, sorry NNA 

NNA banned for revving the engine and opening the doors of his ferrari... hoping it will fly

"Left rudder Nama, LEFT RUDDER !!!" (there's no parachute in this thing, we're doomed!)

DejaBoo banned for doing doughnuts on the village green.

Wichita banned for having 'more doughnut eating' as his New Year's resolution.

NNA banned for testing my resolve before lunch.

Wichita banned for not cracking.....yet....

NNA banned for regularly cracking me up.

Wichita banned for revealing to us that he suffers from Humpty Dumpty syndrome.

NNA banned for scrambling my brains.

Wichita banned for boasting about his multiple brains when the rest of us have to get by with just one.

NNA banned for giving Linemans brainstorm his pun-divided attention

Deja banned for trying to banish the January blues by forcing her avatar to wear a Christmas hat for the entire month.

NNA banned for thinking Dry January meant you could only drink dry martinis.

Butty banned for reminding drinkers that it is Dry January (I'm thinking of those poor drinkers making a huge sacrifice).

Declan banned cos sobriety is no in his vodkabulary.

Deja banned for beering a martini bit presumptive about what Declan's vodkabulary contains.

Deja banned for her Cork Dry wit.
And NNA banned for doing that thing to me. I forget the word now.

Jebbing! NNA banned for it.

Butty banned for forgetting himself or forgetting his place or forgetting something else important like that, probably.

NNA banned for taking advantage of the fact that my brain runs at half power on a Sunday in order to carry out repairs.

Butty banned for having extremely short service intervals for his brain.

NNA banned for putting Buttys brain in a time-out.

Deja banned for really, really, REALLY wanting to develop better mind control techniques to use on everyone else.

NNA banned for calling me "controlling!" 



... I mean reeeeaaaally! 

Deja banned for denying she ever had a Santa-themed avatar on FoG...ever

NNAHere banned for only looking at Chain Games when everybody else is playing Sheep, Walri, Tournaments and/or Werewolves....after all: what do you think this forum is all about?? 

Declan banned for locking NNA in the Chain Games closet, while he is out roaming the halls for FoG mischief.

DejaBoo banned for shifting the blame away from herself.

Declan banned for being a blame free zone.

Lineman banned for being outside Declans comfort zone.

Deja banned for not practising social distancing when it comes to comfort zones.

NNA banned for preferring the Danger Zone

DejaBoo banned for rezoning NNA.

Wichita banned for not providing enough generous *cough* financial incentives to relevant parties to approve the rezoning effort.

NNA banned for browning all his white envelopes.

Wichita banned for stuffing my brown envelope with Monopoly money and used Post-it notes rather than something valuable.

NNA banned for noting my ruse.

Lineman banned for making NNA's Top Ten Ruse list.

Deja banned for trying to blame it all on the Ruseians.

NNA banned for ripping off a famous cabaret act by billing himself as Danny La Ruse.

Butty banned for learning to play the drums using chopsticks.