Declan banned for banning choke holds.
Wichita banned for wrestling with his conscience but not with Declan.
NNA banned for being a conscience objector.
Wichita banned for objecting to conscience objectors.
Declan banned for objecting to con-science.
Butty banned for conning objectors with science.
Declan banned for overruling objections
Dawg banned for thinking that if he keeps saying "Sustained" that he will become a judge.
Declan banned for trying to undermine The Bench
Dawg banned for sitting under the bench.
Declan banned for not letting on what a Dawg has to do around here to get a bit of shuteye
dawg banned for posting with their eyes closed.
Wichita banned for playing 18 holes with his eyes shut in his sleep
Dawg banned for filling in 18 holes in his local golf course.
Declan banned for coursing.
Wichita banned before he gets around to posting about the hare of the dawg
dawg banned for haring around the place.
Wichita banned for not letting the dog see the rabbit.
Butty banned for barking at the bunnies.
Wichita banned for offering to 're-home' the playboy bunnies at his gaff after Hugh Heffner died.
Butty banned for not telling me Hugh Heffner was dead already.
Wichita banned for being thrown out of a party at the playboy mansion some years ago for offering carrots to the bunnies.
Butty banned for confusing the Mansion House with the Playboy Mansion and nearly causing a diplomatic incident.
Declan banned for offering Maxwell House to The Ambassador ........... provoking a very undiplomatic incident
dawg banned for not recording this in the incident log.
Wichita banned for cutting up the incident log for Winter fuel.
NNAHere for colouring in the incident log with crayons.
Declan banned for eating crayons.
Wichita banned for being the inventor of the white crayon.
Butty banned for not appreciating the usefulness of Wichita's white crayon for road marking purposes.
NNA banned for confusing drivers with his road graffiti
Deja banned for her career as a rapper. She said all her lyrics came straight from the street. Her biggest hits were 'no left turn' and 'loose chippings ahead'.
Butty banned for not seeing the hidden meanings in Deja's lyrics.
Declan banned for going all in for Dan Brown.
Wichita banned for reading every book from the last page to the first in order to figure out the baddies from the goodies quickly.
NNa banned for decoding Wichi's strategy.
DejaBoo banned for posting in Java.
Wichita banned for preferring a brand of tea that isn't Barry's.
NNA banned for drinking Barry's tea constantly. Barry has tried hiding his teabags around the FOG canteen, but NNA always finds them.
Butty banned for not having an adequately developed sense of smell when it comes to teabag hunting.