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Wichita banned for pretending that he doesn't know the way to San José
dawg banned because Wichita was looking to go to Amarillo.
If NNA  left his heart in San Francisco,  then why do all his Ex'es  Live in Texas

NNA banned for spreading the love.  Tongue
DejaBoo banned for keeping the love to herself
Declan banned 'cause Love is All Around ever since......

Way Back.....

( The Troggs started it )
dawg banned for wanting to win the Eurovision one day.
NNAHere banned for deliberately entering our own contests to choose a song for the Eurovision with the most tuneless songs.
Declan banned for suggesting that Ireland's Eurovision entry is a turkey
Dawg banned for reminding us of Dustin's entry for the Eurovision and all those people who had voted for him to represent Ireland in the first place (had managed to forget both, until he mentioned "turkey").
Declan banned for being perfectly right and correct about les douze points

Was that the same year that the ridiculous 'Spire' was foisted on the plain people of Dublin  ?

Some turkeys involved in that too.
dawg banned for forgetting that The Spire was a really excellent way of making someone else very wealthy thanks to the largesse of Mr & Mrs Irish Taxpayers
NNA banned for not knowing someone who worked on the manufacture of the spire.
Wichi banned for having an unfair advantage.
Declan banned for using a fly swatter to try and play tennis against Wichita.
NNAHere banned for swatting up on my tennis secrets.
Declan banned for being tangled up with The Net all day
Dawg banned for doing a tango around the net and the whole tennis court.
Deaclan banned for making a racquet.
DejaBoo banned for double faulting in a doubles match.
Wichita banned for trying to keep the tennis score in every game at 'Love all'.
NNAHere banned for trying to keep the tennis score in every game at Deuce - we'll never get out of here.
Declan banned for demanding new balls after every shot.
Wichita banned for being prepared to play with old balls.
Declan banned for not understanding that they are the only pair Wichita has
Dawg banned for bashing Wichita's balls. Dodgy
Butty banned for failing to RSVP the invite Wichita sent him for The Ball at Wichita Hall
dawg banned for using insufficient postage for his reply to Wichita's invite.
NNA banned for singing return to sender at the top of his lungs in the shower.
Butty banned for using his shower as a permanent storage unit for his house plants.
NNA banned for still lugging his watering can around when I can water my plants at the push of a button.
Butty banned for not having a rapport with his plants.
Declan banned for rapping with his plants all night long
dawg banned for playing Lionel Richie songs on a loop all night long.
NNA banned for dancing on the ceiling.
Wichita banned for dismissing my efforts to become the next Spiderman.
NNA banned for leaving footprints Everywhere
Dawg banned for leaving handprints on everything.
Declan banned for collecting the DNA of all the forum contributors for as yet unclear purposes.
NNA banned for repurposing dirty windows.
Wichita banned for redirtying clean windows.