A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

NNAHere banned for mixing up views of Venus with views of Uranus.

Declan banned for spreading a theory that the Planet Twix is a hidden moon of Mars.

NNA is banned for being a lunar-tic

Deja banned for falling asleep on the toilet- she's such a 'loo narcotic'.

NNA banned for calling my toilet a drug addict 

Deja banned for hiding the key to the toilet from me.

NNAHere banned for turning the snow yellow while in a pinch

ari banned for not heeding the yellow snow warnings being issued by the Met Office.

NNA banned for hiding from Ari during his snow escapades, then serenading her with "yellow, is it me you're looking for?"

Deja banned for singing one song to the tune of another, starting with 'Happy Birthday' to the tune of 'The star spangled banner'.

NNA banned for playing Little Drummer boy when the babe was just trying to get a Silent Nights sleep

DejaBoo banned from using empty biscuit tins as a drum, as she cannot keep time.

Declan banned from emptying the biscuit tins to facilitate Deja's cacophonous performances.

NNAHere banned from filling up biscuit tins because they don't play as well when filled.

Declan banned for playing with the biscuits instead of eating them.

NNAHere banned for not realising that a little bit of foreplay with food adds to the pleasurable experience.

Mr. Walsh banned for....   whatever he is doing ^ up there 

Deja banned for letting her imagination run riot after she spotted Declan nibbling his chocolate biscuit.

NNA banned for getting me confused with Butty...

Deja banned for being incredibly difficult to confuse.

NNA banned cos there is an insult in there somewhere     ...I just know it 

Deja banned for fishing for insults. 

Butty banned for being koi

Deja banned for thinking that she might replace the sole of her shoes with trout the next time they need a repair.

NNA banned for teaching his goldfish to use the computer

...now he has carp-al tuna-el.



(I'll get my coat)

Deja banned because teaching a fish to use a PC is easy compared to teaching accounting to the TikTok generation.

NNA banned for coming up with the phrase 'a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle' and killing off my fish-bike business practically overnight. 

Butty banned for peddling goods of fishy origin.

NNA banned for being as clever as a fish

ari banned for keeping fish in the bathtub.

NNAHere banned for having baths in the fish tank.

Declan banned for that plaice must be extremely knowledgeable about geography.

NNAHere banned for throwing in red herrings, which is very fishy indeed.

Declan banned for painting the white herring red to please the Queen of Hearts.

NNA banned for screaming 'off with his head' every time he eats a jellybaby.

Butty banned for pleading guilty to having occasionally murdered a pint.

NNA banned for using a guillotine to chop scallions

ari banned for making herself a handbag out of cheese slices and onion skin but then eating it on its first outing because it reminded her of crisps.

NNA banned for trying to patent onion and cheese crisps also vinegar and salt crisps. 

Butty banned for missing a gap in the crisps market.