Deja banned for wondering what kind of angular math stuff they do in a Tanning salon...and why she's never found a Sining or Cosining salon in her travels, too.
NNA banned for attending a Maths Anonymous Group with his AlgeBros
Deja banned for calling every male with good posture "acute guy"
NNAHere banned for revealing DejaBoo's chatting up strategy.
Declan banned for needing to work on his posture if he's to have better luck with Deja the next time.
NNA banned for being the newest teacher at Miss Manners School of Good Posture.
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Deja banned for confusing the name of the subject I deliver- I now teach the Unorthodox Skills for Waitresses subject.
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NNA banned for training swimming waitresses in the practicals of mime apple eating
Deja banned for eating the actual armbands the last time I allowed her sit in on a mime-apple eating class.
NNA banned for making armbands out of the assortment of toblerone I sent him at Christmas :p
Deja banned for forgetting to put a stamp on that Toblerone parcel, so it never arrived (exactly what happened the previous Christmas, too...)
NNA banned for forgetting that Toblerone in the greeen package* does not need stamps when posted in Ireland
* - thats the 'dark' chocolate one to you
3d4life banned for defrauding An Post by using green tubes of Toblerone to send absolutely everything.
NNA banned for diverting all 3d's toblerone deliveries to himself.
Deja banned for living life in the third dimension where all the coolest aliens hang out.
NNA banned for causing the coolest aliens to get hot under the collar by posting about their whereabouts
3d4life banned for being way more alphanumeric than the rest of us in an attempt to be coolest.
NNA banned for trying to start up a new countdown show from his sauna, it's steamy.
Deja banned for bringing her scuba diving gear into the sauna show on episode one.
NNA banned for putting my scuba fins on his ears.
DejaBoo banned for confusing Bogus Bans with Baseless Lies.
Declan banned for losing the plot :p
Boo banned for plotting to lose
3d4life banned for trying to combine the innards of an old fridge with a rolling pin and cheese grater to make himself a cheap 3d printer.
NNA banned for providing faulty schematics to 3d, just to see what would happen.
Deja banned for believing that a 3d printer is one that only prints the letter D three times repeatedly.
NNA banned for such brazen foolishness!
... and for not being far off the mark. 
Deja banned for constantly moving the mark so that I end up being far off it most of the time.
NNA banned for believing that anyone who can move a mark is a marksist
3d4life banned for joining a union because he thought it was some sort of a dating club.
3d4life banned for being 'oh so edgy' and not complying with rule #1 of this thread which is to post a bogus ban.
NNA banned for having a bogus edge over all of us.
Deja banned for arranging the carrots to go around the edge of her dinner plate.
NNA banned for spelling out certain words in his alphabet soup.
Boo banned for thinking the Russian alphabet is soup-per
3d4life banned for foolishly trying to drive his Lada uphill.
NNAHere banned for singing The Beatles' Fool on the Hill out of tune.
Declan banned for asking NNA if he will still send him a valentine, birthday greeting, bottle of wine when he gets older, losing his hair.
Deja banned for not using the infinitely better Tom Lehrer 'When you are old and grey' song instead to make her point.