A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

DejaBoo banned for being a bit of a diva (boo!).

Declan banned for giving DejaBoo airs and graces.

Lineman banned for telling Declan I'm an airhead. 



...granted it may be true, but still

DejaBoo banned for airing her overhead views.

Lineman banned for speaking on the down low.

DejaBoo banned for constantly raising the tone of this forum.

Lineman banned for singing country tunes in the shower.

DejaBoo banned for pouring cold water on my singing ability.

Wichita banned for eating ice-cubes for breakfast every summer.

NNA banned for wanting to be as cool as Wichita

Dawg banned for overheating the situation.

Declan banned for getting into hot water

Dawg banned for dismantling all the cold taps.

Declan banned for uploading a video filmed by night to YouTube involving the movements of the taps of his kitchen sink- its title is 'Tap dancing with the stars'.

NNAHere banned for leaking the story about the taps and the dancing.

Declan banned for performing unplugged

dawg banned for performing lit.

Deja banned for thinking that a 'lit review' is a magazine devoted to everything to do with light bulbs.

NNA banned for hiding all the tulips.

Wichita banned fro replanting all the daisies within 24 hours of my lawn having been mown.

NNA banned for declaring the wrong sort of daisy to the Dept of Ag.



no grant for NNA this year 

dawg banned for redirecting my voided grant to his offshore bank account.

NNA banned for thinking that I go swimming everytime I need to go to the bank

dawg banned for hinting that he's actually swimming in cash.

NNA banned for getting Dawg and Scrooge McDuck mixed up.

Butty banned for mentioning Scrooge McDuck, just when we had managed to forget about him.

Declan banned for reminding me about Declan McDuck and his bill

Dawg banned for going to the Bodyshop to buy a bar of soap. When the saleswoman asked if he wanted it scented he replied 'No, I'll take it with me'.

Butty banned for a very soapy joke and also for turning a normal day's shopping into a soap opera.

Declan banned for trying to buy a house on Coronation Street.

Wichita banned for renting one of those magic 2 up 2 downs in Albert Square that an infinite number of people can live in.

Butty banned for keeping this quick fix for the housing crisis under wraps for way too long.

NNA banned for pulling a rabbit out of Buttys hat.

Boo banned for showing Butty's hat to the mad hatter and starting down the slippery slope that leads to Alice in Wonderland characters

dawg banned for taking us all down a rabbit hole.

Lineman banned for hitting a hole in one.... it was hare-raising.

Deja banned for not appreciating that apart from scoring the odd birdie, eagle or albatross in his golf rounds, Wichita can also occasionally score a bunny.

NNA banned for giving me bad advice when he was my caddy.

Wichita banned for not taking my advice to stay out of the rough and to generally try aim for the flag.

NNA banned for flagging my shortcomings.