A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Butty banned for trying to peel an onion with a pair of scissors.

NNAHere banned for not seeing the potential of a pair of scissors.

Declan banned for setting me up on a blind date with one of the scissor sisters once.

Butty banned for not knowing the difference between Ana Matronic, the blind date I was setting him up on, of the American band Scissor Sisters and the other Irish scissor sisters.

Declan banned for resurrecting memories of Struwwlpeter, (  Cautionary Tales )

In particular The story of the Thumb-Sucker......wiki: 

Die Geschichte vom Daumenlutscher ("The Story of the Thumb-Sucker"): A mother warns her son Konrad not to suck his thumbs. However, when she goes out of the house he resumes his thumb-sucking, until a roving tailor appears and cuts off his thumbs with giant scissors.   

Dawg banned for using serious diversionary tactics to distract from Butty's confusion about what kind of Scissor Sister he is meeting, and also to distract from Dawg's own thumb-sucking problem.

Declan banned for using too much bandwidth to explain his ban of Dawg.

NNAHere banned for not tuning into the frequency properly.

Declan banned for always calling me Kenneth when inquiring about the frequency.

Butty banned for dismissing with a long wave his use of an outdated CODEC

dawg banned for condemning Butty to Cyberia.

NNA banned for taking a byte out of his dawgs cookies.

Deja banned for always stealing microchips off my plate.

Butty banned for posting with his mouth full

dawg banned for wallpapering his house interior with postage stamps.

NNAHere banned for wallpapering his house exterior.

Declan banned for turning NNA's house inside-out

dawg banned for having a great fall (but a terrible Winter)

NNAHere banned for not making up his mind what season we are in.

Declan banned for preventing seasoning by hiding all the cruet sets

Dawg banned for peppering his conversation with seasonings.

Declan banned for failing to spice up his posts

Dawg banned for posting spice in the letterbox.

Declan banned for trying to persuade me to put hot stuff in the post

dawg banned for not being able to decide whether he should aim to be cool or hot.

NNA banned for entertaining, for even a split second, the idea that I might not be a perro caliente.

Hot dawg banned for wanting to be a cool cat.

DejaBoo banned for her catty comments.

Declan banned for hissing at every passing dog, friendly child and traffic warden he encounters.

NNA banned for mistaking the sound of raining cats and dogs with Declan hissing

Dawg banned for an obsession with raining cats and dogs.

Declan banned for not appreciating the gravity of the situation

Dawg banned for accusing Declan of coming down in the last shower.

Butty banned for hitting a raw nerve, considering the weather we are having at the moment.

Declan banned for singing 'It's Raining Men' in the shower at the top of his lungs.

Butty banned for giving a completely misleading picture of me - I'm more likely to be belting out some rock tune in a deep voice while playing my air guitar.

Declan banned for asking me if I wanted to join his air band and then making me play the air tambourine.

Butty banned for not being able to play Air on A G String on his...g... I mean...string vest.

Declan banned for investing in busted violins.

Wichita banned for learning to play every Busted song ever written on the violin.