A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Declan banned for trying to brew whiskey in the still of the night. 

Butty banned for trying to get a patent for his novel type of whiskey which is brewed instead of distilled.

NNAHere banned for not entertaining Butty's original business idea and saying "I'm Out", as if he is a "dragon" on Dragon's Den.

Declan banned for taking his new invention to an actual dragons den by mistake and getting himself scorched and almost eaten in the process.

Butty banned for not realising that you learn from your mistakes (even near-death ones), and help you come back with an even better idea.

Declan banned for thinking that there might be a market in 'Near Death Experiences' after he's had a chance to pitch his idea to God.

NNAHere banned for trying to put me off so that he can steal my business ideas.

Declan banned for not being a serial entrepreneur as it's critical to my get-rich quick scheme.

NNA banned for marketing cereal for entrepreneurs, and going cuckoo for tycoon puffs.

Deja banned for being a serial joker: she regularly attends breakfast cereal conferences under the name Fran Blakes 

Butty Brennan banned for making today's bread today but then freezing it for a month.

NNA banned for not letting me chill.

Butty banned for flip-flopping between 'hot male mode' and 'cool dude demeanour'.

NNAHere banned for wearing flip-flops on this cold wet evening.

Declan banned for not living by the words of the song "It's time to lose / those socks and shoes/ and set your piggies free".

NNA banned for going wee wee wee all the way home.

BB banned, don't go bacon NNA's heart...

Deja banned for having an avatar whose head is also its body.

NNA banned for slagging off the ghost of Christmas future.

Butty banned for scowling at the ghouls and roasting the ghosts.

NNAHere banned for having an affinity with ghouls and ghosts.

Declan banned for convening with the spirits... the ones in my drinks cabinet.

Butty banned for confusing 7Up with a spirit.

Declan banned for thinking 'uisce beatha' is the Irish for 'bath water'.

NNAHere banned for trying to pass off a bottle of bath water as whiskey (uisce beatha).

Declan banned for not being duped by my Delboy-inspired get-rich-quick scheme.

NNAHere banned for thinking that this time next year he will be a millionaire (for the umpteenth time).

Declan banned for having modest ambitions for me.

NNA banned for wanting to be King of de World!

Deja banned for not being able to choose beytween Prince and Queen.

BB banned for taking a reign check on his royal duties

Deja banned for hiding BB's umbrella.

NNA banned for Not kNitting Ankle socks.

(No idea what I'm doing here but this banning lark seems a manageable request, who knows if I will fall back in here again 🤣)

@ari101  banned for not knowing what she's doing 

Seph banned for knowing what Ari is doing but keeping it a secret all the same.

NNA banned for exposing Sephs secrets.

Deja banned for posing as one of Santa's elves so that she could sneak a peek at the gifts.

NNA banned for hiding the Nice list from Santa, so he could get get the names of the Naughty.

Deja banned for stealing the Naughty list from santa so that she could * ahem * edit it.

NNA banned for adding my name repeatedly to the Naughty list when I wasn't looking.