A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

NNA banned for profiteering by charging double for mountaineering tips.

Wichita banned for underestimating the cost of packed lunches for mountaineers

Dawg banned for cutting catering costs on his mountain climbs by eating his fellow mountaineers.

Butty banned for not thinking more like an accountant.

NNA banned for being the one who chartered Dawg's unfortunate mountain climbs.

Butty thrown over the edge of the Reichenbach Falls  Ooops, what a giveaway banned for suggesting that my mountain climbs are 'unfortunate'  ( whatever that might  be  )

dawg banned (and probably put behind bars, too) for giving us all a heads-up of the sordid details concerning his First Confession.

NNA banned for hiding a recorder in Father Dawg-als confession booth and taping the whole thing.

Deja banned for banning NNA who is trying to prevent an attempt on my life.

Butty banned for doxing himself to really be Moriarty

dawg banned for making an elementary mistake in his chemistry exam.

NNA banned for posting from the fume cupboard of the chemistry lab

dawg banned for fuming about all the banning.

Wichita banned for still fuming at not being accepted into The Force as a Ban Garda

dawg banned for not allowing us to ban Gardai.

Wichita banned for trying to start a 'Defund the police' campaign here.

NNA banned for not giving defunds for overpayments.

Wichita banned for redefunding the meaning of life.

NNA banned for asking God for a refund.

DejaBoo banned for singing hymns at 5am.

Wichita banned for not singing my praises.

Butty banned for not praising the singer

dawg banned for using autotune while praying.

Wichita banned for making a set of Rosary beads using olive stones and paperclips.

NNA banned for stealing ideas from Mary Fitzgerald on Anything Goes.

Wichita banned for acting the clown

dawg banned for wanting to ban all fun after we've just started to exit the lockdown

NNA banned for forgetting to lock up.

Wichita banned for throwing his keys away

dawg banned for thinking whis-key is some sort of unlocker for ...smart people




(clearly I could use a key like dat)

Deja banned for wondering if wherkey is tastier than whiskey.

NNA banned for posting while locked

dawg banned for opening someone elses post.

Wichita banned for trying to stamp out dawg's natural curiosity.

NNA banned for going all au naturel.

Wichita banned for preferring to go all eau de cologne

dawg banned for sniffing out the truth.

Wichita banned for packing the truth in talcum powder so Dawg wouldn't be able to sniff it out.

Butty banned for having a suspiciously high level of awareness of tricks to avoid detection by sniffer dogs.

NNA banned for a low level of dodgy dealings.