A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

NNA banned for carpeting the front lawn.

Wichita banned for denying that the front 'lawn' was blanketed with moss, dandelions, daisies, buttercups, nettles and thistles (which is why I placed the weed suppressing carpet there).

NNA banned for weeding out the inconsistencies in his banning.

Wichita banned for giving a Roundup of the situation in NNA's garden

Dawg banned for making a killer pun.

Butty banned for killing the pun.

Wichita banned for telling people he has a licence to pun.

Butty banned for encouraging licentious behaviour.

NNA banned for behaving himself.

Wichita banned for angling to hear my confession.

NNA banned for confessing that he cast the first stone.

Wichita banned for telling NNA that his wife had gone to the Caribbean for a holiday. When NNA asked 'Oh, Jamaica?'
Wichita replied 'No, she went of her own free will'

Butty banned for being a stand down comic.

Wichita banned for using the 'Comic Sans' font in Word to type up all of his funny jokes.

NNA banned for bumping his funny bones together.

Wichita banned for not being able to post when his feet are being tickled

dawg banned for tickling in a rugby match instead of tackling.

Wichita banned for suggesting that I'm not prepared to get my teeth into things on the rugby field

Dawg banned for bursting the rugby ball with his canine teeth.

Declan banned for bursting my ( rugby player fantasy ) bubble

Dawg banned for living in a bubble.

Declan banned for bubbling over with joy.

Lineman banned for bursting all the bubble wrap.

Deja banned for wrapping bubble wrap around all the cacti within a 10 mile radius of her home.

NNA banned for setting off a speCACTI-lar explosion!

Deja banned for complaining that my explosion released lots of cactus needles into the environment.

NNA banned for needling DejaBoo by pretending he's an acupuncturist.

Wichita banned for not knowing when Prickly Pears are ripe

dawg banned for sharpening fruit.

Lineman banned for pointing at dawgs ...assortment of fruit.

DejaBoo banned for straightening all dawgs bananas.

Wichita banned for not getting his story straight

dawg banned for removing my bookmark.

Wichita banned for blaming me for the antics of his browser

dawg banned for browsing with my Aunties.

Wichita banned on instructions from his Aunties......"the lad spends far too much time on that computer thing", they said

dawg banned for turning off my interweb.

Wichita banned for trying to find an interweb radio station on his FM transistor radio.

Declan banned for sharing this childhood anecdote: 'When I was young my whole family and I used to sit around the radio for hours. Finally Granny would speak up and say 'will we turn it on now?'

Butty banned for not being able to tune to 2RN on his wireless