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NNA banned... cos it's clearly a hamster cage.
Deja banned for not realising that there are better places to keep pets.
NNA banned for putting his energetic pets in the freezer to chill them out.
Deja banned for bringing her pets with her when she's performing loop-the-loops in her flying lawnmower.
NNA banned for having lawnmower races with the dogs.
DejaBoo banned for having tractor races with the cows.
Declan banned for living his life like a character from the 'Cars' movie.
NNA banned for having a Lightning McQueen duvet cover.
Butty banned for over-paying for the Irish distribution license for Krusty the Clown Official merchandise.
NNA banned for reminding me about that bidding war I got embroiled in with Dermot Desmond. Dodgy
Butty Brennan banned for rhyming with Dermot Desmond
Deja banned for having me on by telling me that Dermot Desmond was quite a skilled amateur rapper. Dodgy
Butty banned for not telling us how he kept mispronouncing Mr Desmond's first name as "Dammit"
NNA banned for dossing down inĀ  The Shelbourne due to forgetting which of his houses he was to sleep in last night
dawg banned for checking in under a false identity.
Lineman banned for moving from Wichita to Istanbul ...and not telling anyone
DejaBoo banned for revealing my stash of turkish delight.
Wichita banned for having such a large stash of Turkish Delight, he used to give us some for birthdays, Christmas, work successes, sporting successes, weekends away, team bonding and any other excuse he could find.
NNA banned....'cause his fingers always seem to be sticky
dawg banned for sticking it to the man.
Lineman banned for his fanta-stick quizzes
Deja banned for coining a whole lot of new words for 'drinking straws'- 'Fanta-sticks', 'Coke-sticks', 'Pepsi-sticks' etc
NNA banned for a strawman argument
Dawg banned for flicking lit matches at NNA's argument.
Butty banned for dissing dawg's attempts to be a bright spark.
NNA banned for dis 'n dat
dawg banned for dis: being easily led Big Grin
Deja banned for more or less telling us that she has put a leash on dawg on multiple occasions.
NNA banned for not realising that the rules of the park are keep dawg on a leash at all times.
Butty banned for unleashing the sheep dogs.
Wichita banned for trying to muscle in on the wooden spoon cartel
dawg banned for cracking my wooden spoon code.
Wichita banned for cracking my wooden spoon after he borrowed it to make a batch of his infamous rock cakes.
Butty banned for constantly hosting great Sheep Games - it's not fair!
DEclan banned for making us guess at his avatar.
DejaBoo banned for coming up behind unsuspecting Forum Gamers and shouting BOO.
Declan banned for not bringing the officially licensed radar backpack with him when visiting the FoG site.
NNAHere banned for not having his FoG visas in order.
NNA banned for being old skool, thinking that Declan could only pay with VISA.

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Dawg banned for banning the wrong person, even if he did do me a favour.