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Wichita unbanned 'cause dawg is so tired he cant use the ban hammer properly
dawg banned for so far not yet meeting his daily ban quota.
NNAHere banned for kicking Dawg when he is down.
Declan banned for not playing by the law of the jungle.
NNA banned for not welcoming me to the jungle.
Butty banned for visiting the jungle without bringing a case of chilled champers as a gift........and then complaining about not being welcomed
Dawg banned for reminding me that a crocodile stole my bottle of Bolly as I was crossing the Limpopo on the way to NNA's tree house.
Butty banned for offering a bottle of Milk of Magnesia as a gift in place of the bottle of Bollinger.
NNA banned for putting the bolly into Bollywood.
Wichita banned for adding garam masala to the champers
dawg banned for experimenting with using yoghurt as an organic, alternative shaving cream.
NNA banned for only shaving his chin once a month.
Wichita banned for alleging that NNA shaves other things, apart from his chin, more than once a month.
Butty banned for not acknowledging me as a smooth operator in more ways than one.
NNA banned for being a smooth criminal.
Butty banned for losing the keys to the detention room.
NNAHere banned for detaining us with corny detention jokes.
Declan banned for giving an extraordinary rendition of Fly Me To the Moon.
Butty banned for taking the album 'Technoking'* and 'Fly Me To The Moon' a bit too literally

* by The Musketeer  (  https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1495...zUj8ApAAAA  )
Dawg banned for not getting the idea of deejay mixes.
Declan banned for not being able to makeup his mind at the pick-n-mix .
dawg banned for weighing up every opportunity.
Wichita banned for affording no opportunity.
Declan banned for wondering how the rate of inflation impacts on the balloon industry.
Declan banned for hosting Opportunity Knocks.
Wichita banned for popping all the Rice Krispies.
NNAHere banned for not getting their own cereal.
Declan banned for stocking up on Pop Tarts in case there's a prolonged snowstorm.
NNA banned for preferring an iced fancy with his afternoon china tea
Dawg banned for not observing the protocols for afternoon high tea.
Declan banned for hiding the cucumber sandwiches in his pockets and scoffing all the scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam
dawg banned for out Wimbledoning Wimbledon.
Wichita banned for wondering if using a tennis racket to play golf might improve his score.
NNA banned for his golf racket: he nicks players' balls off the green after they tee off and then sells them back to them later.
Butty banned for having a suspiciously detailed knowledge of the game that  NNA plays
Dawg banned for insinuating that I was a capo in NNA's stolen golf ball cartel. Confused
Butty banned for trying to convince us he's Italian by always carrying a handful of spaghetti with him everywhere he goes.
NNA banned for stringing us along.
NNA banned for not stuffing his pockets with free samples at the end of the Heinz Spag Bol factory tour
Dawg banned for unmasking the Free Samples Thief as himself.