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Declan banned for monitoring my ( lack of ) brain function .......
dawg banned for malfunctioning.
Wichita banned for not trying to perform emergency brain surgery on dawg in order to fix him.
NNA banned for suggesting I get my drill going.
Wichita banned for using his drill to open wine bottles.
NNA banned for hiding the corkscrew
Dawg banned for leaving his bag of screws in Cork.
Declan banned for putting the cork back in the genies bottle.
Wichita banned for polishing off the emergency bottle of cork dry gin in the FOG canteen.
Butty banned for butting into the little party we were having in the FOG canteen.
Declan banned for having a wild party on a Good Friday night
Dawg banned for having a mild party on Good Friday, which was trying to have it both ways.
Declan banned for mixing me up with Trigger who believes that he cant stand backwards on the stairs.  The very definition of having it both ways .....     Tongue
Dawg (and Trigger) banned for not knowing that there are some people who are backward no matter where they stand.
Butty banned for staring at dawgs backside for far too long.
Dejaboo banned for longing too short a time.
Wichita banned for squaring the circle.
Butty banned for throwing shapes at me.
Wichita banned for expecting square shapes to fit into round holes.
Declan banned for continuing a shapeless argument.
(16-04-2022, 07:11 PM)Wichita Lineman Wrote: [ -> ]Declan banned for continuing a shapeless argument.
Wichita banned for telling Declan to shape up or ship out.
Butty banned for getting his shape shifting ships stuck in the Suez Canal.
Witchita banned for dodgy naval exploits
dawg banned for allegedly being more of a navel man than a naval man.
NNAHere banned for navel gazing.
Declan banned for double gazing out through his double glazing.
Wichita banned for grazing on the hour, every hour.
NNA banned for timing my eating habits.
Wichita banned for taking forever to eat a carrot but being impressively quick when it comes to biscuits.
NNA banned for mistaking Bugs Bunny with Wichita.
dawg banned for rabbiting on and on.
Wichita banned for knowing the words to every Chas and Dave song.
NNAHere banned for mentioning Chas and Dave by name.
Declan banned for expecting all singers to be anonymous.
Lineman banned for singing in the dark.
Deja banned for not singing in the rain.
NNA for singing in the rain... but only in Spain, when it falls mainly on the plains.
DejaBoo banned for falling while visiting Maine.
Wichita banned for being shockin' maine when it comes to sharing the treats.
NNA banned for always asking for more.