A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Butty banned for straining his voice after he wore a colander on his head.

NNA banned for putting holes in Butty's head.

Wichita banned because Butty needed someone to clean the wax out of his ears.

NNA banned for reminding me that they used to do that for me before we split up.

Butty banned for having another one of those hallucinations he suffers from periodically.

NNAHere banned for not leaving well enough alone with Butty.

Declan banned for being a non-interventionist and also for socially isolating Butty.

NNA banned for ...  wearing a lampshade to cook by

Deja banned for being too bright for her own boots.

NNA banned for ringing up the zoo and asking for Annie Lyons.

Butty banned for believing that the plural of 'camel' is 'camellia'.

NNA banned for trying to solve a problem like Maria and only making the situation worse.

Butty banned for singing Auld Lang Syne every day of December except for the 31st.

NNA banned for singing in tune unlike the other FOG'ers.

Wichita banned for refusing to sing for his supper.

Butty banned for scoffing said supper.

Lineman banned for ordering pizza...


...without pineapple

Deja perma-banned for..... no words are needed. P*******e on a pizza??? Banned. Banned. And banned again. Go to jail, go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

NNA banned for preferring anchovies on pizza 




...you animal! 

DejaBoo for dehumanizing poor NNA.

Wichita banned for not allowing me to frighten the audience by projecting the monster side of my character.

NNA banned for scaremongering.

Wichita banned for scarecrowing.

Butty banned for hiding in the crows nest.

Wichita banned for downplaying my important role of keeping watch for pirate ships.

Butty banned for scuttling pirate radio ships.

Wichita banned for not realising that i'm doing the public a favour taking those pirates off the airwaves. If they aren't playing sea-shantys non stop they are whittering on about buried treasure and saying 'arrrr, me hearties''.

Butty banned for mistakenly thinking that pirate stations are run by actual sea-faring pirates that say "Shiver me timbers".

Pirate Declan banned for trying to buy an IPatch at the Apple store.

Deja banned for trying to flog a crate of pink ladies to her local Apple store.

Butty banned for storing all the apples under his lawn.

Lineman banned for  nicking BB's apples to make his famous appletinis.

DejaBoo banned for leaving us all shaken not stirred.

Wichita banned for being chosen as the next Bond. He only went for because he knew it was my lifelong dream to play 007

Butty banned for having 'Butty, James Butty' tattooed on his butt(y).

Wichita banned for being an absolute cad! You swore you wouldn't tell anyone about that.

Butty banned for invoking the unofficial secrets act.

Wichita banned for being a double agent.

Declan banned for blowing both my covers.

Wichita banned for using the leaf blower to make his bed in the morning.