A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

NNA is hereby banned for getting drunk at Kate Winslet's dinner party last night and mooning Leonardo DiCaprio!

BB banned for giving Leo a wedgie and running his boxers up the flagpole.

Deja banned for knowing which socks belong to different people solely by sense of smell.

NNA banned for boasting about his stinky socks 

Deja banned for not fully clearing the gunk out of her nostrils before sniffing my socks.

DejaBoo and NNAHere both banned for completing ignoring my post banning Butty - see above.

(sorry, I am a slow poster - jebbed then missed your post!)


now c'mhere you, Declan banned, ban Declan!  

Declan banned for trying to show off by doing two bans with one multi-tasking post.

And Deja banned for typing quicker than me.

NNA and Declan banned for being jeb masters!

DejaBoo banned for not showing any Christmas spirit despite having an avatar with Santa's hat.

Deja is hereby banned for bringing Jeb Masters into this: he is a lovely fellow who doesn't deserve this kind of treatment.

Butty banned for banning DejaBoo when I have already banned her.

BB banned for also skipping Declans post, have we learned nothng from recent events

Declan banned for being quick on the draw

It's happened again!!

DejaBoo banned for doing it again!

Declan banned for excessive use of the valuable exclamation mark.

NNA banned for spilling the beans about the national exclamation mark shortage.

Butty banned for deliberately spilling the beans when he wanted a fried egg on toast instead of beans on toast.

NNA banned for eating said beans while citing the 5 second rule.

Butty banned because our floor is so clean that we abide by the 20 second rule.

NNA banned for making Deja scrub the floor with a toothbrush.

Butty banned for absent-mindedly wearing his muddy wellies throughout the house just after Deja had competed her scrubbing duties.

NNA banned for assigning me floor scrubbing duty,  and on the Sabbath! ...and BB banned for putting him up to it! ...and Declan for invisibly jebposting (jest in cases)


run bois! 

Deja banned for going on a ban spree!

Butty banned for struggling to keep up with the hectic pace set by Deja.

NNA banned for thinly veiled 'Butty is slow' insult.

Butty banned for taking 12 minutes to type that response.

NNA banned for timing issues.

Wichita banned for having the nerve to talk about timing issues after turning up 2 hours late for our date last night.

Butty banned for mistaking the 7th of never for the 7th of November. 

Wichita banned for adding a new month (admittedly a useful one) to the calendar.

NNA banned for admitting liability to the gregorians.

Wichita banned for not renewing the insurance against Gregorian liabilities on time.

NNA banned for putting in too many terms and conditions in this thread.

Declan banned for dotting the T's and crossing the I's

NNA banned for tippexing out the i's on the laptop screen.

Wichita banned for sneaking in an old Kerry joke.

Declan banned for sneaking out.

Wichita banned for trampling the tulips.

NNA banned for 'watering' the tulips on their way home from the pub.