Declan banned for complicating things by putting the 'gum' in 'arguments'.
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jp liz v1 banned for issuing the ban to the wrong poster - it was supposed to be NNAHere.
(29-06-2023, 11:46 AM)Declan A Walsh Wrote: [ -> ]@jp liz v1 banned for issuing the ban to the wrong poster - it was supposed to be NNAHere.
Whoops
JP Liz v1 banned for whooping instead of oopsing.
NNAHere banned for saying whoop at every possible pretext.
Declan banned for wondering if it's cheaper to send a pretext or a text.
NNAHere banned for texting Cheep Cheep, pretending to be a bird.
Declan banned for pretending to be a radio anorak.
NNAHere banned for trying to get better reception by placing an anorak over a car radio.
Declan banned for routinely turning up to any hotel reception despite not having an invitation.
NNAHere banned for consistently not showing up for receptions that he actually has invitations for.
Declan banned for his after-dinner speeches which are at least 2 hours long (apparently that's why his wife and family always go out for their dinner nowadays).
NNAHere banned for scoffing all the after dinner mints.
Declan banned for hiding the ice-cream in the coal bunker.
NNAHere banned for trying to market coal-flavoured drinks (as opposed to cola-flavoured drinks).
Declan banned for lighting up whenever the discussion turns to the burning issues of the day.
NNAHere banned for burning all the latest reissues of his books.
Declan banned for refilling his fire extinguisher with used oil.
NNA banned for lighting Declans fire.
Deja banned for eating pasta with custard.
NNA banned for dissing kugel before trying my recipe :p
Deja banned from my kitchen after all the things that happened at her last cooking demonstration.
NNA banned for confusing a cooking demo with a golf lesson :p
Deja banned for confusing a golf ball with a boiled egg.
NNA banned for golfing with raw eggs
Deja banned for convincing herself that the USA actually won this year's Ryder Cup.
NNA banned for spelling rider with a y to throw me off track
Deja banned for presuming that watching the Ryder Cup on television must be a serious sin.
NNA banned for telling the pope what I watch.
Deja banned for flirting with excommunication...and liking the buzz.
NNA banned for eavesdropping at the FoG confessional! :p
Deja banned (and probably doomed) for all the sins she has committed and for setting a record for time spent in the FoG confessional.
NNAHere banned for trying to secretly record an FoG confessional.
Declan banned for putting NNA's confessions to music.
Deja banned for using a single chopstick together with a candle to play the drums.
NNA banned for throwing lit candles in the air
....just so he can sing "Candle in the Wind"
Deja banned for attaching lit candles to the propeller of her flying lawnmower.
NNA banned for flying without tail lights.
Deja banned for using Christmas tree lights to add dazzle to her new hairstyle.
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