A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Leg End rejected for putting linament in a curry.

Witchita Lineman banned for sticking firmly to the recipe instead of experimenting.

Leg End Reject banned for making the meal-plans up as she goes along- chicken and custard, anyone?

NNA banned for stuffing up the dessert again.

Wichita banned for deserting ship.....  "Lineman overboard!"

DejaBoo banned for puncturing the life raft.

Walk de plank, Wichita!


Lineman banned for poking fun at the oul pirates...

Deja banned for gluing a $1 bill to each of her ears because she thought that it made her a buccaneer.

NNA banned for not paying DejaBoo's bill.

Wichita banned because I'm grumpy now... I forgot to pack my computer when departing for home, drove 140 miles, got called notifying me of this failure on my part, had to turn around and am now facing restarting the 220 mile journey home.

NNA banned for excessive mileage expense claims.

Wichita Lineman banned for using the name of a classic song as their username without checking with the owners of the song.

Declan A banned for infringing on my copyright infringements.

Lineman banned for excessive.... fringe 

Deja banned for brushing against the grain just because.

NNA banned for milling seeds without just cause.

Wichita banned for trying to convert his deskfan into a windmill to supply power to his house.

NNA banned for trying to sell shares of Wichita Wind-tricity online.

DejaBoo banned for their unsettling habit of shouting Boo intermittently.

Declan A banned for habitually banning DejaBoo.

Wichita banned for thinking that his next haircut should definitely be a tonsure.

NNA banned for directing me to a monastery.

Wichita banned for hoping that it's one of those monasteries which has its own brewery or - better still- distillery.

NNA banned for worshiping at the altar of "Our Mother of Perpetual Libations"

Deja banned for licking all the bottles in the local liquor store.

NNA banned for putting salt on all the bottles in the local liquor store.

Wichita banned for spelling 'salt'as 'Na Cl'

NNA banned for chlorinating the office water feature.

Wichita banned for recycling each teabag at least 3 times.

NNA for cycling to work via the magic roundabout.

Wichita banned for using a tandem to cycle to work.

NNA banned for thinking it's okay to ban members.

Declan banned because he's right about something.

NNA banned for ...flexing his muscles in the mirror 

Deja banned for having a crisper, clearer avatar than me.

NNA banned for not clearing that mess up.

Wichita Lineman banned because I didn't win the €16M Lotto jackpot yesterday

Lorcand banned for reducing my odds of winning the jackpot.

Lorcan1990 banned for being too young to understand.

Leg End Reject & Declan A Walsh both banned for posting at the same time