A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Wichi banned for flying the white flag, i.e. surrendering, too soon.

Declan banned for running his vest up the flagpole to see who would salute.

Butty banned for sawing the flagpole in half.

Lineman banned for playing golf at half staff.

Deja banned for trying to get down from a horse when everyone knows they don't have feathers.

Butty banned for plucking DejaBoos horse.

Wichita banned for making what I suspect is a rather dodgy euphemism.

Butty banned for raising more than an eyebrow at Wichita's euphemisms, if you know what I mean...

NNA banned for lowering the tone more than Barry White.

Butty banned for challenging NNA to a limbo contest.

DejaBoo banned for limboing while under the influence.

Wichita banned after being outed as an influencer

dawg banned for misspelling influenza.

Lineman banned for sneezing in dawgs general direction.

Deja banned for criticising Wichita for not being more precise about the exact trajectory of his sneezing...'general direction indeed'.

(01-05-2022, 03:34 AM)NNAHere Wrote: [ -> ]Deja banned for criticising Wichita for not being more precise about the exact trajectory of his sneezing...'general direction indeed'.

NNA banned for sending Lineman to detention for  sneezing target practice

Deja banned for going to McDonalds and telling them 'I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today'.

Butty banned for suggesting I'm wimpy.

Lineman banned for publishing his diary...as a kid

Deja banned for telling Roderick that Wichita borrowed his new sunglasses without asking, which earned Wichita a wedgie.

Butty banned for lowering the glare of sunglasses.

Declan banned for wearing black polarized sunglasses at night


( he thinks that he will get a job with the Guardia Civil if he wears there gafas de sol at night )

Dawg banned for causing a blackout.

Wichita banned for having a blowout last night (and not landing home till half past the 11!)

Butty banned for changing the pub opening hours.

Wichita banned for thinking that asking his local barman about whiskey constitutes seeking spiritual advice.

NNA banned for communing with the spirits on a regular basis (and then topping the bottles up with water to cover his tracks)

Butty banned for hiding the bottle of whiskey in a packet of (Old Mr.) Brennan's sliced pan bread in the commune while offering them NNA's watered down bottles.

Declan banned for making an awful lot of toast for himself with Butty's whiskey infused bread.

NNA banned for not recognizing Declan as a renowned toast master

dawg banned for using the toaster to defrost his socks.

NNA banned for buttering dawgs socks.

Wichita banned for using a buttter churn to make margarine.

NNAHere banned for mentioning that awful concoction called margarine that I had managed to put out of my mind.

Declan banned for admitting that there was a time in his life when margarine brimmed in his mind.

NNAHere banned for filling his cup to the brim with margarine (yuck!).

Declan banned for pouring oil on troubled water

dawg banned for trying to run his lawnmower on water rather than petrol.

NNA banned for mowing the sitting room carpet.

Wichita banned for refusing to lift his feet out of the way when I was trying to mow the carpet.