A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

NNAHere banned for not realising that churches are visited by tourists as part of their holidays.

Declan banned for deliberately misunderstanding the difference between 'a quick visit' and 'residing in'.

NNAHere banned for not realising that any misunderstanding on my part (if indeed it is misunderstood) is not deliberate.....and for over-fondness with single quotation marks.

Declan banned for requiring all singleton quotation marks to quickly find a suitable mate for themselves.

NNA banned for starting a dating site for lonely punctuation marks.

Deja banned for insisting that the dating site be called 'grammarriage.com'

NNA banned for visiting granmarriage.com 'accidentally'

Butty banned for thinking that beggars can be choosers....

NNA banned because his comment beggars belief.

BB banned for begging for belief but buggering off blissfully

Boo banned for trying to sneak in a variant of the Alphabet game into this thread

NNA banned for tiling the bathroom with scrabble tiles.

Butty banned for always occupying the toilet for hours while he completes the Irish Times cryptic crossword.

NNAHere banned for thinking the the Irish Times Simplex crossword is the cryptic crossword.

Declan banned for having cross-words with NNA.

Butty banned for being cross-eyed as he clearly misread that I had cross words.

Declan banned for making me cross by banning me.

Butty banned for apparently not getting the point of the thread.

NMA banned for not knowing that it's rude to point.

Butty banned for not banning me.

NNAHere banned for being in denial about being banned.

Walshman banned for denying NNA his  PBSD coping mechanism, (it's a real condition with medicine and everything)


Post Traumatic Banning Stress Disorder Denial

Deja banned for becoming the first self styled bancologist.

Butty banned for playing doctor in the ban ward.

Deja banned for wondering how many naughty things nurses get to see on a typical day.

NNA banned for not knowing that nurses see more naughty things on their days off.

Nurse Butty banned for kissing and telling

Deja banned for insisting that Butty reads her a story every single night.

NNAHere banned for obsessing about Deja being "read a story" by Butty.

Declan banned for reminding me that the beautiful story Deja and I once wrote together has been pulped. 

Butty banned for living by the saying "When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye".

NNA banned for filling his supersoaker water gun with lemonade and squirting everyone in sight

Deja banned for bringing a knife to a water fight.

Butty banned for such a cutting remark.

NNA banned for STabotaging the ban thread


I'll get my  cut coat :p

Deja banned for trying to get the fork out of the thread.

NNA banned... that is a whisk he is willing to take.

Deja banned for posting while asleep.

NNA banned for counting more sheep than the entire inventory of SleepSheep Inc. can offer.

Deja banned for once sleeping during a sheep.