A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

NNAHere banned for using the C word (Ch*******).

Declan for bahumbugging CHRISTMAS CHEEEEEEEER 

DejaBoo banned for distracting me from my work by encouraging that C word.

Declan banned for tacitly acknowledging that his work involves discouraging Christmas cheer.

Elf NNA banned for putting Declan on the naughty list.

Deja banned for not accepting the old "I was only following orders" defence.

NNA banned for managing the list and blaming everything on the big guy

Deja banned for trying to claim that anyone taller than 5'4" is a big guy.

NNA banned for wearing platform shoes to the carnival rides.

Deja banned for oiling her glass slippers to make them even more slippery.

NNA banned for taking his chess set to the seafood restaurant



....and ordering a pawn cocktail.

Deja banned for claiming that what with all the mating going on in my chess games that it's clearly a highly pawnographic activity.

(10-10-2023, 03:05 AM)NNAHere Wrote: [ -> ]Deja banned for claiming that what with all the mating going on in my chess games that it's clearly a highly pawnographic activity.

NNA banned for naming his chess dating app, CheckMate.

DejaBoo banned for playing her copy of the soundtrack to the musical Chess very loud at night.

Declan banned for clog dancing to the soundtrack every night when people are trying to sleep.

Deja banned for not boisterously celebrating her posting of the 2,500th post on this thread.

NNA banned for baking a toblerone cake in honor :p of me missing the 2500th post celebration.

DejaBoo banned for messing up our chances of having slices of NNA's toblerone cake.

Declan banned for dividing my cake into unequal portions and ALWAYS taking the largest slice for himself.

NNA banned for having his cake and eating it too.

Deja banned for not proposing an acceptable alternative to the above ^^ operating model.

nna banned for excel'ing the potential for productive cake wizardry

Deja banned for hiding my Favourite Treats recipe collection.

NNAHere banned for trying to hide behind a table of treats.

Declan banned for putting the 'urp' in 'surprise'.

NNAHere banned for his party trick of jumping out in front of unsuspecting golfers, when about to putt, and shouting SURPRISE.

Declan banned for urping all over the putting green.

....no wonder wichi hasn't returned :p

DejaBoo banned for burping all over the putting green.

Declan banned for putting the green pill in the red pill's box.

NNAHere banned for attempting to recycle green pills in the green bin.

Declan banned for posting all his Christmas cards on New Year's Day because snail mail is especially slow based on his experience.

NNA puts snails in his mail, to see how well they travel

Deja banned for banning the inclusion of the word 'banned ' from her posts in this Banned thread

Your ban is in the  mail 

Deja banned for having a Santa with an outageously out of control beard as her avatar.

NNAHere banned for trying to look like an outrageous Santa with an out of control beard.

Declan banned for confusing the present tense with a tense presence.

NNAHere banned for trying to get everyone here to learn Tensor Algebra

3d4life banned for not comprehending the fundamentals of Fivesor algebra, never mind the Tensor variant.

NNA banned for making math puns, it's the first sine of madness.