A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Wichita banned trying to sew potatoes with needle and thread.

Declan banned for skewering his chips with a knitting needle.

Wichita banned for chipping in a barbeque skewer into the knitting.

Declan banned for covering his poker chips in BBQ sauce.

Wichita banned for eating all my poker chips.

Declan banned for playing Russian Roulette with chillies.

Wichita banned for eating all of the salt and vinegar but none of the chips.

NNA banned for promoting vinegar free vinegar.

Wichita banned for wasting the vinegar instead of making good use out of it.

Declan banned for wasting time.

Wichita banned for wasting wine.

Declan banned for swimming in the wine lake.

Wichita banned for whining about the lack of wine.

Declan banned for closing the complaints department.

Wichita banned for being the only person that complains about the complaints department.

Declan banned for campaigning on a no complaints allowed platform.

Wichita banned for flicking a coin every time he has to choose between giving out and giving in.

NNAHere banned for throwing the coin back at Wichita.

Declan banned for trying to intercept the coin but fumbles it.

Wichita banned for trying to intercept other people's change at the vending machine.

Declan banned for titling the machine to get free chocolate.

Wichita banned for a monumental misspelling (tilting) - at least I hope it is.

Declan banned for hiding the tippex.

Wichita banned for messing up all the screens with tippex, forcing us to hide it from him.

Declan banned for putting a force field around my screen

Wichita banned for giving off excessive radioactivity after a day working at his force-field protected computer.

NNA banned for alarming Wichi's security screen with pokes.

DejaBoo banned for possessing alarming ideas.

Declan banned for alarming behaviour.

NNAHere banned for setting off alarms.

Mr Walsh banned for scaring off NNA with his siren.

Deja banned for wanting a monopoly over the act of scaring people... BOO!

NNA banned for looking like he seen a ghost.

Deja banned for being on the money- I DO look like I saw a ghost....except that it's not due to having seen a ghost, it's mainly some sort of a lung infection that has me messed up (but I'm getting by...)

NNA banned for taking too much cough syrup




(feel better soon!)

'Boo banned for finishing the cough syrup with hardly a cough from her at all

3d4life banned for not rinsing out the cough syrup bottle before putting it in the recycling bin.

NNAHere banned for confusing the special medicines container for the recycling bin.

Declan banned for trashing my efforts at recycling.

NNAHere banned for recycling old arguments.