A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Declan banned for book burning.

Wichita banned for burning solar panels instead of kindling every time he needs to start a fire.

NNA banned for firing up the batmobile.

Wichi banned for not firing the batmobile I made in pottery class.

Butty banned for pottering when he should have been battering.

Lineman banned for using his Big Bertha as a ban hammer.

Deja Boo banned for hammering my tee into the ground. All the way in.

Lineman banned for using fence posts for tees.

DejaBoo banned for trying to fence me in with tees.

Wichita banned for fencing with our emotions.

Declan banned for emotional blackmail.

Wichita banned for trying to promote the Twitter hashtag #BlackMailMatters

NNA banned for playing tag.

Lineman banned for running too fast for NNA to catch him.

DejaBoo banned for tripping me up.

Wichita banned for setting himself up for a fall.

Declan banned for taking a dive in the 4th round.

Wichi banned for kidnapping Declan's kitten and forcing him to throw the title fight.

Butty banned for not using my correct title.

Wichita banned for being too officious.

Declan banned for not being officious enough.

Wichita banned for being off the ice more than he's on the ice.

NNA banned for skating on thin ice.

Lineman banned for stomping divets into nna's ice rink.

DejaBoo banned for her riveting conversations.

Lineman banned for yawning every time I try to talk with him :p

DejaBoo banned for whispering to cowboys.

Wichita banned for signing like a cowboy.

Declan banned for singing like a cowboy.

Wichita banned for making me reconsider my spellings.

Declan banned for casting indecisive spells.

Wichita banned for making bad casting decisions.

Declan banned for breaking bad.

Wichita banned for breaking wind.

Declan banned for winding me up.

Lineman banned for spinning Declan right 'round, baby, right 'round

DejaBoo banned for spinning a yarn about Wichita.

Declan banned for dropping a stitch.

Lineman banned for keeping us in stitches.

DejaBoo banned for sewing bulbs together instead of sowing them together.