A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

NNAHere banned for not using hi s toothbrush to clean his teeth (I won't say what he uses it for.).

Declan banned for bristling while he bans.

Wichita banned for mistaking Declan for a hedgehog

dawg banned for hedging the issue

DejaBoo banned for issuing bans without a licence.

Wichita banned due to loosing his licence to GIF

dawg banned for expecting me to use memes all the time.

Lineman banned for playing it moment by mement.

Deja banned for not saying what she memes.

Butty banned for giving me-me low scores for honesty

Deja banned for carving her high score on the Old Oak Tree.

NNA banned for hiding the yellow ribbon that was tied 'round the ole oak tree

dawg banned for chopping down the oak tree.

Wichita banned for not using the chop sticks that I gave him

dawg banned for giving lineman splinters

DejaBoo for using splinters as tooth picks.

Wichita Lineman banned for putting a tooth pick in his mouth while wearing a cowboy hat and trying to talk like he is from one of the southern states of the US.

Declan banned for telling Toto Wolfcastle 'we're not in Kansas anymore Toto'.

Butty banned for butting in with The Wizard of Oz when the issue at stake is bad impressions of cowboys.

Declan banned for recommending a cowboy builder to fix my roof, a cowboy who later turned out to be Declan's brother in law.

Butty banned for not giving Declan a clean slate.

Wichita banned for getting his drinks for the evening put on the slate

dawg banned for accidentally on purpose dropping the slate and breaking it into smithereens.

NNA banned for suggesting  "many a true word slate is spoken broken in jest"

DejaBoo banned for highlighting the fact that her joke is very corny.

Declan banned for reminding me about the state of my feet

Dawg banned for confusing corn on the cob with a corn on the foot.

Declan banned for not measuring corn in metric.

Wichita banned for not growing corn in his cornfield at his cowboy theme park.

Declan banned for taking over Tayto Park.

Wichita banned for demanding Salt & Vinegar

dawg banned for cashing in - with my chips!

Wichita banned for  being prepared for stormy weather...

DejaBoo banned for telling me to expect a heatwave.

Wichita banned for kite flying

Dawg banned for singing let's go fly a kite in the shower at the top of his lungs.

Butty banned for lunging at dawg's kite.

Wichita banned for lounging on the roof of his car every Saturday afternoon.

Wichita banned for not helping Butty grab my kite before it blew away

dawg banned for either living in a parallel Forum of Games or not knowing that he was supposed to ban me.