Deja banned for spreading a lot of sheet rumours about Wichita.
NNA banned for using a thinly veiled rude word (I think).
Butty banned for thinking while drinking.
Wichita banned for reporting me for drink driving. All I was doing was drinking in the beautiful scenery as I drove along.
Butty banned for narrowly crashing the car while looking at the beautiful scenery.
Declan banned for accidentally causing accidental accidents.
Wichita banned for suspecting some insurance scam on the part of Declan
NNAHere banned for drawing attention to myself.
Declan banned for excessive attention to detail.
Wichita banned for scouring the internet for pictures of prawns to try and better understand the problem of prawnography.
NNA banned for fishing in the sea using his old socks for bait.
Wichita banned for fishing in the sea using his new socks, that he just bought, for bait and, therefore, wasting his shopping money.
Declan banned for fishing for compliments.
Butty banned for complimenting everyone.
Wichita banned for trying to catch flies with vinegar, whereas I favour the honey method.
Butty banned for trapping the honey monster.
Wichita banned for being a hypocrite: I only bagged the honey monster because Wichita wanted it's head for his trophy room wall and it's fur to make a coat for Mrs Wichi (Christmas present, mum's the word).
Butty banned for getting into a sticky situation about The Honey Monster
dawg banned for sticking it to the man.
NNAhere banned for sticking it to the Dawg.
Declan banned for barking after midnight.
Wichita banned for missing the midnight train to Georgia
Dawg banned because I wanted to go to Birmingham and he's taken me on to Crewe.
Butty banned for claiming he starred in Trainspotting.
Wichita banned for not cleaning out his ears. I said I've been trainspotting, not I've been in Trainspotting.
Butty banned for being a trainspotter.
Wichita banned for trainspotter hate speech.
Butty banned for hating my speech.
Wichita banned for taking me up wrong. I love his speech: perfect diction and a well modulated tone, it is the anti-trainspotter message it delivers that gets my goat.
Butty banned for letting Wichita steal his goat.
NNA banned for kidding around.
NNA and Wichita both banned for butting heads.
Butty banned for heading home.
Lineman banned for taking the last train to Clarksville, but not meeting Butty at the station.
Deja banned for deliberately sending me in the wrong direction when i asked her 'Do you know the way to San Jose?'
Butty banned for ending up in Santa Ponsa instead of San Jose.
NNA banned for being saintly.
Wichita banned for not even trying to be saintly.
Declan banned cos FatherWichita worships at the altar of Bogeys and Eagles daily.
{edited cos it sounded rather racey, and not meant to be - golf puns}
Deja banned for taking her clubs to mass. Practicing her driving in the apse, her putting in the transept and her chipping into the baptismal font.