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(19-08-2021, 07:01 PM)quickbeam Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, and Function keys don't work without the Ctrl button, so refreshing is Ctrl+F5 instead of just F5 as it ought to be.

my laptop came setup like that, but i quickly changed it back so that the fkeys are default and the volume and other shit was done using fn key.

maybe your laptop has similar setting you can change https://consumer.huawei.com/en/support/c...s00688765/
(19-08-2021, 11:28 PM)Neowise Wrote: [ -> ]my laptop came setup like that, but i quickly changed it back so that the fkeys are default and the volume and other shit was done using fn key.

maybe your laptop has similar setting you can change https://consumer.huawei.com/en/support/c...s00688765/

Genius!! Thank-you, I got my Function keys back!!!
How are the foggers? Smile

I'm in bed with coffee and bit of choccie. Girl in work is going on maternity leave today so I'm going in to give her very cute baby presents.
I got them in Boots and it was all very confusing. Loads of different things for mammy to bes. There was even a special cream for...haemorrhoids....after the birth. Yikes.
Deskside here, burning down the clock as my work calendar is already completely clear. Oh, and I'm thanking my blessings that I don't have to commute today, given the weather Tongue
3 hrs left here and I'm off till Wednesday Big Grin
Also deskside, 3 hours until I can shut the PC off for the weekend. The next 3 hours will be spent pulling my hair out.
I got a request for a change to a report, so requested the current output to be sent to me with the list of changes required. Just got a print out of the excel report, highlighted and written on with notes, and rescanned in....

Going to the cinema this evening for the first time since before lockdown to see Free Guy!
Three hours left here too, and I'm off until .... Monday!

Well, I guess beggars can't be choosy.
Ooh I wanna see that Free Guy movie.

I'm only working three days next week. SmileSmileSmile
Good afternoon everyone, Happy Friday!!
No meetings today, so trying to finish the remaining urgent items and call it a weekend!!

And 7 days until my trip back (to the original) home!!
Deskside too, having an email back and forth with the other side of the water while wondering why (some) Americans  __________. 
a) are idiots
b) are stupid
c) are not the sharpest tool
d) all of the above. I understand now how Trump was elected
(20-08-2021, 02:54 PM)Barna77 Wrote: [ -> ]Deskside too, having an email back and forth with the other side of the water while wondering why (some) Americans  __________. 
a) are idiots
b) are stupid
c) are not the sharpest tool
d) all of the above. I understand now how Trump was elected

and yet, stats would show that ireland has a greater percentage of idiots.
(20-08-2021, 03:19 PM)Neowise Wrote: [ -> ]and yet, stats would show that ireland has a greater percentage of idiots.

What stats are those?
(20-08-2021, 02:14 PM)BuileBeag Wrote: [ -> ]Ooh I wanna see that Free Guy movie.

I'm only working three days next week. SmileSmileSmile

Very fun movie, saw it yesterday
(20-08-2021, 03:32 PM)quickbeam Wrote: [ -> ]
(20-08-2021, 03:19 PM)Neowise Wrote: [ -> ]and yet, stats would show that ireland has a greater percentage of idiots.

What stats are those?

https://worldpopulationreview.com/countr...by-country

countryrankiq
USA2398 
IRL5292

https://www.worlddata.info/iq-by-country.php

rankcountryiq
25United States98
35Ireland94
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Pintside having pints Smile

Posting pics won’t work for me otherwise I’d share my Guinness (pic only) with you all Big Grin
I survived my first week of work! \o/

Now for lots of wine and Spotify this evening.
Hope you're settling in, Homer, the first week in a new job is always a bit daunting.

What a week this has been, beer and mindless tv for me.
First week back in the office done and dusted here. Thankfully, it was pretty quiet. Still, can someone extend the weekend until next Friday?
(20-08-2021, 06:00 PM)Homer J. Fong Wrote: [ -> ]I survived my first week of work! \o/

Now for lots of wine and Spotify this evening.

(20-08-2021, 08:47 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote: [ -> ]Hope you're settling in, Homer, the first week in a new job is always a bit daunting.

What a week this has been, beer and mindless tv for me.

Well done Fong! Big Grin


Are you alright there Leg? Smile
(20-08-2021, 09:10 PM)thomil Wrote: [ -> ]First week back in the office done and dusted here. Thankfully, it was pretty quiet. Still, can someone extend the weekend until next Friday?

I'm back on Monday after 2 weeks off.. and it's testing week.. I should have took 3!
I might as well get up.
Waiting on my tesco delivery, trying to keep down breakfast, it's likely back to bed for me after shopping comes.
The torrential rain has arrived here , and I mean torrential . I hope to God, whoever almighty , that we don't get thunder , otherwise it'll be a very long arduous day on son.
(21-08-2021, 12:46 PM)Mam of 4 Wrote: [ -> ]The torrential rain has arrived here , and I mean torrential . I hope to God, whoever almighty , that we don't get thunder , otherwise it'll be a very long arduous day on son.

I'm afraid Met Eireann have issued a yellow thunderstorm warning for Leinster, Cavan, Donegal, Monaghan, Leitrim, Roscommon, Sligo in effect until 8pm.
(21-08-2021, 01:39 PM)Zaph Wrote: [ -> ]
(21-08-2021, 12:46 PM)Mam of 4 Wrote: [ -> ]The torrential rain has arrived here , and I mean torrential . I hope to God, whoever almighty , that we don't get thunder , otherwise it'll be a very long arduous day on son.

I'm afraid Met Eireann have issued a yellow thunderstorm warning for Leinster, Cavan, Donegal, Monaghan, Leitrim, Roscommon, Sligo in effect until 8pm.

I know , awful forecast.  Thankfully at the minute it has blown over and the sun is out . It's the continuous thunder that he can't handle . Onwards and upwards ☺
The torrential rain has just hit here.

I am on the couch supposedly doing a college assignment, but in reality watching The White Lotus.
I'm about 8 pints deep in a day session and I love you all *hic*
(21-08-2021, 04:24 PM)Necro Wrote: [ -> ]I'm about 8 pints deep in a day session and I love you all *hic*

Necro now... Tongue

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(21-08-2021, 04:24 PM)Necro Wrote: [ -> ]I'm about 8 pints deep in a day session and I love you all *hic*

Even me??  pac Big Grin
(21-08-2021, 04:24 PM)Necro Wrote: [ -> ]I'm about 8 pints deep in a day session and I love you all *hic*

I had two and I'm nearly rolling down the floor.
(21-08-2021, 04:24 PM)Necro Wrote: [ -> ]I'm about 8 pints deep in a day session and I love you all *hic*

Blimey!..if I had 8 pints I would be unconscious. 

My sessions are few and far between these day. 

I will need some practice before meeting up with you lot.
(21-08-2021, 06:20 PM)Kol Wrote: [ -> ]Blimey!..if I had 8 pints I would be unconscious. 

My sessions are few and far between these day. 

I will need some practice before meeting up with you lot.
I'm the same - toddler, baby and lockdown mean I've barely drunk for 18 months. I've got a stag do in two weeks... I'll be OK, won't I?! Confused
(21-08-2021, 06:23 PM)E.N. Wrote: [ -> ]
(21-08-2021, 06:20 PM)Kol Wrote: [ -> ]Blimey!..if I had 8 pints I would be unconscious. 

My sessions are few and far between these day. 

I will need some practice before meeting up with you lot.
I'm the same - toddler, baby and lockdown mean I've barely drunk for 18 months. I've got a stag do in two weeks... I'll be OK, won't I?! Confused

Funny you should mention that, last session I had was Feb last year, bothers stag in Liverpool. He has had to postpone the wedding a few times, he is not married yet. Im trying to get another stag out of it Big Grin
Book completed. Now to catch up on some TV.
It's menu tasting day!! I had drinks last night and a peetza so I'm not feeling like I want to eat a load of food.
Feel free to send any spare our way, just in case ye want an outside opinion
(22-08-2021, 03:05 PM)aaronjennings Wrote: [ -> ]Feel free to send any spare our way, just in case ye want an outside opinion

Tongue  Stuffdedededed. I have the energy of a snail right now. Amazingly I couldn't finish my lovely main course but had no bother gobbling up my dessert and half of himself's.
Our choices will be somewhat controversial and people talk  Big Grin
Tell us everything!
(22-08-2021, 06:01 PM)nothing Wrote: [ -> ]Tell us everything!

Liver slices to started, cow testicle for mains and ice cream for the boring ones. 

Big Grin