A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

I've just seen the M & S ads for Christmas

Slowly getting into the Christmas spirit over here as well, to be honest. It sure helps that Lidl always stocks plenty of Christmas foods from home, such as cinnamon stars, Stollen, gingerbread, spekulatius and so on. Lights are beginning to go up here in town as well, which is always a welcome sight

Got to get some Christmas lights myself later this weekend

Kevin the Carrot has a new frenemy Ebanana Scrooge - Aldi

Just emptied the big box of all the bags with bits and pieces that I picked up throughout the year . All sorted into individual bags now ready to be wrapped..except for sons partner , who is as award as fcuk to buy for so currently has two things
Will sort her out this week .

nothing, get those scissors ready, mam needs power wrappers...

Let's get wrapppppping!

Nothing like a good wrap session ...calligraphy pens at the ready.

I've written 2 raps already, one for the big brithers and one for the discord crew. My rapping days are over

(10-11-2021, 06:55 PM)Kol Wrote: [ -> ]I've written 2 raps already, one for the big brithers and one for the discord crew. My rapping days are over

ah but ....have you ever written a christmas rap?



(wow, you must have skills, kol - well done!)

(10-11-2021, 06:58 PM)DejaBoo Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-11-2021, 06:55 PM)Kol Wrote: [ -> ]I've written 2 raps already, one for the big brithers and one for the discord crew. My rapping days are over

ah but ....have you ever written a christmas rap?



(wow, you must have skills, kol - well done!)

Sounds like a challenge  

@Kol Big Brithers. ..those were the days , happy times ☺

Jingle Bells
Boards is Hell
But Have no Fear
As We have Here
To Past the Time
Have a Rhyme
Play a Game
Even if your answer is Lame
Christmas is Near
Presents are Dear
Stop talk of Covid and Climate Change
Enjoy our Exchange
So Jingle Bells
We don't Smell

(11-11-2021, 01:24 AM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]Jingle Bells
Boards is Hell
But Have no Fear
As We have Here
To Past the Time
Have a Rhyme
Play a Game
Even if your answer is Lame
Christmas is Near
Presents are Dear
Stop talk of Covid and Climate Change
Enjoy our Exchange
So Jingle Bells
We don't Smell

Fo Shizzle our LIZzle

Lizzo and Nicki Minaj better watch out as LizzyNRV is pretty fly with her try    I'll get a big head now not a big arse as what female rappers need to have 

Just passed by a house that had Christmas tree up.


Oh wait, this is not the rant thread. 

according to my chocolate advent calendar, it's only 3 days before christmas.

(14-11-2021, 12:22 AM)DejaBoo Wrote: [ -> ]according to my chocolate advent calendar, it's only 3 days before christmas.

Lol , love it

What's everyone's elf name

(14-11-2021, 03:17 AM)jp liz v1 Wrote: [ -> ]What's everyone's elf name

Great question Liz  

Ludvig Floppy GumDrops 

Buster Sassy Sleigh Bells I like Sassy Sleigh Bells might have to drop Buster and just go by that

Trixie Sassy Bottom

I feel I show be on a pole shaking my arse with that name

I'm Cosmic Red Nosed Jingle Bells ... it's a bit of a mouthful!

Winky Tipsy Nutcracker is my new name

Princess Cheery Mistletoes

@Kol make a rap for here please!! That would be the best

Saint Naughty Sugar Plums

hahaha   ohmagosh these ae too funny! 

Blinky Minty Candy Cane, but you can call me Bah Humbug

Thanks for posting the list of names Deja , I think we all secretly love our alter egos

(14-11-2021, 08:15 PM)Mam of 4 Wrote: [ -> ]Thanks for posting the list of names Deja , I think we all secretly love our alter egos

Why thank you Winky,   ya tipsy little nutcraker, you!

Buster Naughty Nutcracker, pleased to make all of your acquaintances!

2 nutcrackers, poor Sugar Plums!

Alphie Naughty Glitter Balls

Christmas is coming
Kol is getting fat
He's been challenged
To write this rap

By Deja Boo
Our christmas guru
When she comes knocking
What you gonna do?

To our friend Trigger
His head is getting bigger
He opened this thread
Then did a legger

And Mam of 4
Who we adore
Yes I know
I wrote that before

How about Necro
The lad from Sligo
Starring in another
Christmas panto

Neowise
In desguise
He was sKieth
And that's no lies

Let's hear it for Nothing
She is something
Making great art
For our Christmas stocking

Then there's E.N.
Our cockney friend
With Christmas wishes
From the Eastend

Here is ShaneU
He's got a new
Recipe
For a Christmas stew

Leg End Reject
Here to inspect
With Christmas greetings
We won't forget

JP LIZ
She's the biz
A Christmas kiss
From the Miz

Ari101
She's lots of fun
Shooting out tinsle
From a Christmas gun

What about Zaph
He's our mate
Looking for Toto
In his Christmas cape

Declan A Walsh
Loves to mosh
To Come on Eileen
With a Christmas waltz

To our Lorcand
Give him a hand
And Christmas loving
From the Foggies rock band

Up Purple Mountain
Open that curtain
Throw some coins
Into the Christmas fountain

Yay Kitten K
It's your day
We have a Christmas thread
But you didn't stay

Then there's CeeJay
Our Christmas DeeJay
Bought new decks
On the Ebay

How about Thomil
His belly rumbles
For Christmas Dinner
In a windmill

Barna77
Up til eleven
Wrapping Christmas presents
With a dangerous weapon

Diamonds of Frostie
She got lostie
Cooking the Christmas
Turkey roastie

So that's my rap
I'm on the map
Merry Christmas
I'll be back!


To all the Foggies who posted here and to those who didn't, Merry Christmas

Bravo Kol , brilliant! !

@Kol   you the biz top rap dog 

That's brilliant, Kol! You should record yourself rapping it for us.