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Borrowed this fun game from the other site.

The point is to make up daft comments (as long as it isn't true) about the post/er above. It's just a silly game and we're all friends, so let's not it take it seriously.
Imma start with NNAHere (just because) Big Grin

NNA has been known to wear a coconut hat when no one is looking. Big Grin
Deja Boo wears flip-flops in bed.
NNA sings "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" in the shower. :p
Deja builds sandcastles in the sand traps of her local golf course.
NNA likes knocking down my sandtrapstles with his Big Bertha driver.
DejaBoo insists on standing on her head when she is turning on the tv.
Declan uses a hurley to play golf, fix the TV reception and to get to the front of any queue.
NNAHere uses a golf club as a walking aid, as a toilet unblocker and as a Christmas present when it starts to break.
Declan has convinced me to sign up for the next Extremely Crazy Golf Pro-Am event that he's hosting next week.
NNA always wanted to compete in ninja ribbon twirling.
Deja really likes how in December she gets to glue tinsel through her hair for the entire month.
NNAmon likes the way christmas balls dangle on his cornrows.
Deja wears surplus Christmas tree decorations in place of regular earrings during December and even early January.
NNA was caught streaking in the snow with not even a woolly hat for modesty!
Ari forgets to mention that I was chasing after her in order to get my stolen hat + bag of Winter clothing back.
NNA likes to practice his sprint skills when Ari rips off an item of clothing (just to see him run). Big Grin
Deja taught ari EVERYTHING she knows when it comes to bouldness.
NNAHere wouldn't recognize bouldness if it slapped them on the ass with a celery stick 😂
The last time ari slapped an ass with a celery stick, it turned and brayed angrily at her for almost half an hour. Then it ate the celery.
NNA is an expert in donkey training, using specialized celery trickery methodology.
Deja replaced her car with a donkey. It saves her a fortune on petrol but the carrot bills are eye-watering.
NNA steals carrots from every snowman he see's, just so you knows nose.
Deja has a guilty secret concerning Toblerones belonging to me.
NNA had to build an addition to his house, when his TnT room overflowed with his stash of Tuna 'n Toblerone.
Deja has such an attraction to firemen that she is known to build then burn an extension to her house on average once a season.
NNA went to Santa School to become a seasonal Father Christmas but ended up failing his Ho Ho Ho levels. Dodgy
Butty used to work in advertising until that time he created the tagline "Santa- sleighing it for more years than you."
After flunking Santa School, NNA eventually found work as an elf and safety officer in the North Pole.
Butty likes to dress up as Rudolf but after a recent clear out he is all red nose and no tail 😉
Ari likes to dress up as Supergirl...whoopsie, correction, Ari likes me to dress up as Supergirl. Tongue
Butty is pretty partial to the above too, if truth be told.
NNA is a certified goldfish psychologist in his spare time.
Everytime Deja passes a tin of tuna, she scowls and shouts "No way!", much to the shock of anyone in the same area at the time.
NNA completely grasps the concept of the thread Tongue
Deja thinks that I'm the best teacher she's ever had.
When NNA went to purchase a new lawnmower, his first question was "yes, but can it fly?"
Deja has an innovative plan to bring water to deserts- the key step involves recruiting a large number of volunteers to build a large number of snowmen.
NNA caused the Mauna Loa eruption by  attempting to do a proper haka war dance .... when  he was drunk.
DejaBoo performed an improper war dance when she was sober.
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