A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

NNA offered me some mulled wine but it was just normal red wine, when I enquired about it he told me he had spent ages in the offy mulling over all the wines before deciding on that one.

Butty thinks that 'lemon' rhymes with 'demon', which gets weird looks from shop staff when he's buying red lemonade.

NNA took Santa to small claims court and sued him for knocking a slate off his roof last Christmas Eve. NNA actually broke it himself trying to fix his tv aerial. 

Butty plans to have Santa arrested for breaking and entering this year if he sees him.

Last Christmas Eve I had just popped to the toilet and when I came back Santa had polished off my glass of brandy and mince pie.   Surely I have grounds for grievance.

Butty accidentally lost the CCTV footage of the above incident but just knows it was definitely Santa who stole the brandy & mince pie.

NNA has been seen with stumbling about Buttys man cave, with pie crumbs on his face.
...just saying.

Deja is an elite member of the highly secretive internal security organisation known as SLEIGH, (Santa's Little Elf Infiltration Group Hub).

NNA is the reason for SLEIGH formation, someone has to regulate his thievery attempts of the Naughty list.

Deja won the inaugural Miss Sleigh talent competition (which is not entirely unrelated to her tendency to mislay her glasses).

(24-12-2022, 01:20 AM)NNAHere Wrote: [ -> ]Deja won the inaugural Miss Sleigh talent competition (which is not entirely unrelated to her tendency to mislay her glasses).

...and keys, and remotes, and phones, and chargers, and bank cards, and... and... and...

NNA does not understand the enormity of natural talent I have in that area. :p

Deja thanks her lucky stars every morning when she finds the kettle and her coffee cup- these precious items have NEVER been mislaid.

So now we finally know who hid my French Press - NNA, you got some----

Deja likes how # splainin # in the dark makes her feel but always feels slightly guilty (and even a touch wickedly sinful) whenever it's finished.

[Alert- thread purpose rule about to be broken]

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas! Hope that Santa didn't forget to visit. Try not to overindulge....or if you do, try not to regret it later

[/Alert- thread purpose rule about to be broken]

NNA wears a siren light on his head for just such alerting emergencies!

Happy Christmas wishes back atchya NNA, remember your wise advice - no regrets

Deja puts 50 cents in my alerting light's coin slot to have it play the emergency woo-woo sound.

That's a lie, NNA won't go woohoo for anything less than a jumbo Toblerone.

Dr Deja told me that I am forbidden to eat Toblerone for the rest of the year.

NNA once briefly changed his name by deed poll to Toby L. Rhone.

Butty Brennan is the grandson of "Old Mr. Brennan" and gets a free year's supply of Brennan's Bread - good thing as they are more expensive than the own brand bread.

Declan raised a (slice of) toast to Butty's good fortune.

NNA pretends to be Here, but really he is NNA-Away.

Deja's avatar changes its appearance all by itself to celebrate key moments.

NNA's favourite key is his whisKEY.

Deja has occasionally binged on my Toblerones dipped in my whiskey.

NNA replaced my toblerone dunking treat... with tuna and tea 

Deja forgets that the only way that I get to actually enjoy my Toblerone stash is when I actually manage to catch her trying to secretly enjoy one.

NNA no longer has room to stash all his goodies.... I am just doing him a favour making more room for him

DejaBoo likes to hide all the Christmas sweets in her bags just before she leaves other houses - her secret stash if you will.

Declan has a secret 'stache. A Salvador Dali model he bought in the joke shop. 

Butty's secret hobby is to compile the world's longest list of anagrams of the names of the great and the good and the famous- his only entry for Salvador Dali is 'Valid salad or'.

NNA was hired by Santa as a hatchet man to go to the North Pole and lay off all the elves.

Butty banned for advising the elves to take a case to the Workplace Relations Commission.

NNA banned for provided the WPR a transcript of BB's new year sheep game, as evidence of elf shenanigans

Deja was the sole person who typed up that transcript and she personally hand-delivered it to the Commission so that nobody else had a chance to review it.

Deja chained herself to the gates of the Christmas thread in protest so that they weren't able to close it up until next Christmas.

Butty was as drunk as a Lord when he wrote the above post and his 7.57pm post on the 'Banned' thread because he managed to mess this one up as well by not posting a lie about the previous poster.

NNA mixed the drinks for BB tonite.

DejaBoo likes nothing better than to slip a good innuendo inside.