A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Yes.

Did you ever go carol singing?

Yes - when I was a kid, loved it!

Do you enjoy singing?

Yes, but i dont have a note in my head!
What country would you love to visit?

You are overstepping your remit here Wichi, but somewhere in Central America maybe.
Have you had a drink in the lastweek?

Sorry @Butty Brennan I worded it badly! ^

Yes.

Have you been to Central America before?

No.

Have you ever been on a zip-wire?

No.

Can you cook an omelette?

Yes

Do you like quiche?

No.

Do you dance when no one is looking?

 ...maybeeeee

Do you enjoy  the cold weather?

No.

Have you ever hit someone with a snowball?

why yes

duckkkkkk!


Did you make any New Years resolutions this year?

No.

Do you watch horror movies?

Nooooooooo........

Do you watch reality shows?

Nooooooooooooooooooooo............................

Are you a vegan?

Nope

Are you a morning person?

No, but forced to be 
Can you play the piano?

Well I  have... but whether or not I can actually play is up for debate. 

Are you a good dancer?

No.

Have I ever stood on your toes?

 it is possible. People have, and I wouldn't know you to see, so...
Do you pkan to get away somewhere in the summer?

Yes.

Is your passport in date?

Yes.
Have you ever handled a snake?

Yes (it was in a circus).

Have you ever stroked a * ring-tailed lemur?

*They are out in the open in Fota Wildlife Park.

No.

Have you washed your car lately?

No.
Did you ever drive a tractor?

Yes.
Do you have stamps in your wallet / purse?

No.
Do you use Google Wallet on your phone?

No,
Have you ever met a 'flat earther'?

No. Maybe I have and didn't realise it.  
Would you like to go on one of the tourist space flights?

Yes.

Have you ever owned a skateboard?

Yes Dude.  
Are you a library member atm?

Yes.

Do you own a nirvana album?

Yes.

Do you own a Foo Fighters album?

No.

Are you a good swimmer?

Yes, decent enough.
Have you ever thrown a pot on the wheel?

Yes... but it didnae turn out so well

Are you into DIY?

Yes.
Have you ever thumbed a lift?

Yes.
Have you ever played ice hockey?

No.
Did you ever have a pet hamster?

No.

Did you ever have to clean a rabbit's hutch?