A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Yes.
Have you been to the zoo lately?

No.
Have you ever seen a big cat in the wild?

No.
Have you ever met someone who was a hundred years old?

No.
Have you ever seen a kingfisher?

No.
Do you feed the birds regularly?

No.

Have you ever seen a seagull flying off with someone's sandwich?

Yes.

Will you watch Eurovision this year?

No. I thought it was on a few days ago. Confused

Are you a member of the gym atm?

No.
Do you eat rice cakes?

yes, I have, but.... do you enjoy the taste of cardboard?

No.
Do you have Netflix?

No
Is it good to have?

Yes. But I could live happily without it.
Do you drink a lot of water?

No (not really)

Do you eat biscuits?

Yes
Do you watch Taskmaster?

No.
Are you above average height?

No.
Do you like oranges?

Yes.
Have you had a meal in a restaurant in the last few weeks?

Yes.
Have you ever done a bus tour of Dublin?

Yes.
Do you like country music?

Yes. Some of it anyway.
Do you know any actors?

Yes.
Do you own any vinyl records?

Yes.

Is Elvis Presley your favourite Elvis?

Yes.
Ever been to Canada?

No.
Do you own any fish?

Nooooo
Do you own a bird?

No.
Do you like tequila?

Nooooo, even the smell of alcohol makes me gag.

Ever have a facial?

Nope.

Have you ever been fishing?

Yes

Do you like to fish?

No.

Do you use a briefcase?

"Maybe - occasionally.

Do you eat white bread?

Yes.
Do you know anyone called Jessica?

Yes.

Do you know anyone called Warren?

Yes.

Can you play snooker?

No.

Do you play darts?

Yes. But not professionally. Wink

Have you ever hit the bullseye on a dartboard?

No

Have you?

Yes.

Is it cold outside?

No

Is it warm inside?