A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

No. but- I seem to find other people's cards quite often.
What is your oil of choice for frying?

Um...Yes, I use vegetable oil.

Is there an afterlife?

Yes and No.... There must be something (with communication limitations), but no clue what.

Ever seen a ghost?

Yes.
Have you gone or are you going to see Garth Brooks?

Noooooo (never)

Are you?

(you seen a ghost bb, oh my!)

No. Are you going to the ploughing?

No.

Ever milked a cow by hand?

Does a goat count?

Do you enjoy gardening?

No....and goats probably can't count, I believe

Ever used a push lawnmower (no engine)?

lol, I caught wha you said

Yes, an old one many times

Do you need your lawn mowed?

Yes

Are you offering to do it for me?

Depends....

...How much Toblerone do you have?

No deal. I can use a non-chocolate powered lawnmower.

Is it raining there now?

No

Do you need a haircut?

No

Have you been to the dentist in 2022?

No.
Have you had covid?

No.

Do you do the greater part of the grocery shopping for your household?

Yes

Do you enjoy driving?

Yes.
Have you ever given a lift to someone thumbing?

A dim memory tells me Yes but it's almost 2 decades ago.

Ever tried to hitch a lift?

Yes.
Have you ever drank absinthe?

No

Do you need to use Microsoft Excel much for work/ study/life?

Yes

Have you played any Forum Games, outside of this site and Boards.ie?

Yes, a long time ago, if online chess counts.

Have you a preferred brand of tea?

Yes.

Do you have a preferred type of milk?

No. Low fat from any brand is good.

Do you own more than 2 pairs of footwear suitable for your day-to-day work environment?

No.
Have you played any card games in a year or so?

Nope

Ever play Skat?

No. I don't know what it is either.
Did you curse yesterday?

No, cursing's not my thing.

Do you drink coffee?

Yes.

Do you like cats?

Like? yes (but allergic)

Will you do anything for Halloween?

Other than eat any leftover sweets, no.

Got a busy day ahead?

Unfortunately yes, meetings.

Did you sleep well last night?

OK-ish, yes.

Are you feeling energetic for the day ahead?

No, never regardless.

Are you feeling energetic for your monday activities?

No, but I had better get up and wash for the day....bye

Do you know if you're going to win the Lottery this year?

Yes (I can feel it in my bones).

Have you ever won a trip away in any competition?

Yep

Are you participating in this years Halloween MSPaint?

Nyet.

Do you know 3 Russian words?