A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Why do we have to keep it a secret?

If I knew, would I be asking?

How would I even know that?

Are you psychic?

You think it's possible for me to understand how the female mind works?

How long have you tried?

How long is a very long piece of string?

What kind of string are you referring to?

Will yarn do?

Do you have yarn?

Do you want to knit something?

Can I knit a scarf?

Wouldn't you rather play golf?

Why do you always assume a guy would like to play golf (I don't)?

Did I do that?

Why did you ask Wichi if he would rather play golf?

(I play), why would you assume it's a gender-bias question?

How often do you play?

What have I missed?

Did you miss anything at all?

What would you miss apart from me digging holes for myself with my own shovel?

You own your own shovel?!

Could I be talking metaphorically perhaps? 

Wait, you don't own your own shovel?!

Is it okay to own a spade, but not a shovel?

Are a spade and a shovel not the same thing?

Do you not know the differences?

Is it a shape thing?

Yes, but what else could it be?

Is it that one is a card suit?

Possibly, which card suit were you thinking of?

Have we all forgotten about cards these days?

How would we remember?

Have our brains been so destroyed by technological devices that we are incapable of remembering life before the internet?

Was there life before the internet?

Is the Pope a Catholic?

Why would you think that he even Might be ?

What else could he be?

Cant he be anything he likes?

How he can he be anything he likes given his position?