A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.

Unable...or unwilling?

Can they be convinced?

What line of reasoning could convince them?

Is reasoning the way to go?

How does one reason with people who play Forum Games?

Who plays forum games?

Are you looking for a list of names or a character description of forum games players?

Which list have you got handy?

Will a shopping list do?

Do what?

What do you have in mind?

Will I tell you?

Why not?

Why would you?

Is it a secret?

What is wrong with a secret anyway?

Isn't transparency a better approach?

Have you actually tried that approach at a stuffy dinner party?

Why would you go to such parties?

Where did I say that I went?

Are you denying it?

What difference does it make now?

So it doesn't really matter anymore?

Are you losing interest?

Is it that evident?

Do you prefer being invisible?

That could be so cool, couldn't it?

Are you too warm now?

Does the room temperature feel high?

Incredibly so, wouldn't you say?

Are we in the same place?

Are you hiding on my balcony?

Since when could someone hide on a balcony?

Might it be possible to hide under one?

So, you want to be on my downstairs neighbours balcony instead? Shall I let her know, in advance?

Is she good looking?

Isnt beauty in the eye of the beholder?

Or is it... in the eye of the beerholder?

Who is your beerholder?

Have you seen him?