13-10-2021, 10:12 PM
(12-10-2021, 03:16 AM)Rachel Stevens on a Pogo Stick Wrote:(12-10-2021, 12:49 AM)DejaBoo Wrote: Awaits a Rachel Walrus game nominating songs for said album
It was going to be a concept album, so we did have all our song titles picked out as well, we just didn't write any lyrics or music.
We took a page out of Fall Out Boy's book and had ridiculously long song titles for them all, and the album would have included such potential megahits as...
- I'm Not Wearing A Sweater, That's All Chest Hair and Jelly Babies, Baby
- Three Cheers For Baywatch aka. No One Gives A Shite About Michael Knight
- Always Run In Slow Motion When People Are Drowning If You Want To Be A Lifeguard
- All The Girls Love Jelly Babies and Nobody Loves Hobie Buchannon
- There's Sand F**king Everywhere: The Ballad of Yasmine Bleeth and Pamela Anderson
- The Fall Of The Berlin Wall Was Sponsored By Bassetts
- Candy Chesticles aka. The Hoff's Got Sugar Tits
- There's Also A Townful of Wine Gums Residing In His Pubes