dawg banned for giving Trump the eye
Bogus Bans
Boo banned for refusing to bid on a hand of cards that would easily make three No Trumps
dawg banned for introducing Deja to the world of card sharks- you know she doesn't like fishy stuff.
NNA banned for knowing far to much about 'fishy stuff' ( 'cause he drives a van full of it back to his shop most mornings )
dawg banned for having haddock-asional chances to trout-en me with salmon-estly terrible fish puns.
dawg banned for turning my captain's hat sideways.
NNA banned for flying the airplane dressed something like Benny Hill
dawg banned for substituting an airplane propeller for the broken ceiling fan in her living room.
NNAHere banned for missing the memo about airplane propellers being ideal replacements for ceiling fans.
Radio Anorak. 
Declan banned for printing out all the memos despite the memo about saving the environment explicitly prohibiting that.
NNA banned for writing prohibitive texts and sending to all in Declans contact list.
dawg banned for trying to convince me that "con-tact" has something to do with "honour amongst thieves"
Deja banned for still using a (now blackmarket) paper straw to suck up the peas off her plate.
NNA banned for trying to use the thread to promote big bore straws that he obtained on the blackmarket
dawg banned for telling everyone that I'm just a big bore.
Declan banned for hiding the hide of an elephant with a feather.
(17-03-2025, 01:03 PM)NNAHere Wrote: Declan banned for hiding the hide of an elephant with a feather.NNA banned for riding the tide of a tsunami in bad weather.
Deja banned for being a bit jealous of my extreme surfing abilities.
(20-03-2025, 05:45 PM)NNAHere Wrote: Deja banned for being a bit jealous of my extreme surfing abilities.NNA banned for being over zealous with such extreme frivolities.
Deja banned for claiming that zebras are a bit like horsey pianos.
Deja banned for wanting to train her pet elephant to play the trombone.
02-04-2025, 06:31 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-04-2025, 03:07 AM by DejaBoo.
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NNA is banned for playing musical chairs at the zoo
Deja is at fault for insisting that nothing could ever go wrong if I allowed her to temporarily store her flea circus in the house.
NNA is banned for blaming me for being flea bitten, when everyone knows it was planting season at his favourite ant farm
Deja banned for wearing that one brand of perfume which ants really can't resist.
Deja banned for wearing a fishing net instead of a proper mosquito net whenever she's outdoors.
Deja banned for seizing up because she keeps throwing away the fish oil I supply.
NNA and his fishy sammiches banned for making the FoG lunchroom steeeeeeeenk!
Deja banned for getting all Mexican on us now.
Deja banned for not putting the tacos in a waterproof container when she swam across the border.
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