Bogus Bans

[DejaBoo]

The forum game as old as time itself... Suggest an absurd, random,  whimsical, or clever reason to ban the person who posted before (or possibly after)  you...  *Meant to be for fun and not literal in any way*

So without further ado, let's get to bannin'

[DejaBoo]

Boo banned for being bamboozled by simple technology!

[nothing]

DejaBoo banned for talking to herself

[Trigger]

Nothing banned for nothing

[Leg End Reject]

Trigger banned for triggering BuileBeag.

[nothing]

Leg End Reject banned for crimes against bananas

[jp liz v1]

Liz banned for calling @Rachel Stevens on a Pogo Stick LeVar

[Trigger]

Liz banned because she played the game wrong

[Leg End Reject]

Trigger banned for expecting liz to be rational.

[lorcand1990]

Leg end reject banned in advance for the content of their next werewolf backroom

[Leg End Reject]

Lorcand1990 banned for gross misrepresentation.

[Declan A Walsh]

Leg End Reject banned for being rejected as a legend.

[Trigger]

Declan A Walsh banned for being A Walsh

[Declan A Walsh]

Trigger banned for triggering all kinds of negative emotions.

[nothing]

Declan A Walsh banned for not bringing us all cake

[Homer J. Fong]

nothing banned for wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!

[Trigger]

nothing banned for wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!

Homer J Fong banned for being the cause of, and solution to, all of this threads problems

[nothing]

Trigger banned for not being a tiger

[Leg End Reject]

nothing banned for crimes against werewolves.

[Trigger]

Leg End banned for terrible Will Smith impression

[lorcand1990]

Trigger banned for not replying to this post quickly enough

[nothing]

lorcand1990 banned for being too young

[Wichita Lineman]

nothing banned for being ageist.

[nothing]

Wichita Lineman banned for collusion with young uns

[Wichita Lineman]

nothing banned for being ageless.

[nothing]

Wichita Lineman banned for being a softie

[Leg End Reject]

nothing banned for cruelty against lines.

[Wichita Lineman]

Leg End Reject banned for throwing curve balls.

[Leg End Reject]

Wichita Lineman banned for assuming his own gender.

[Wichita Lineman]

Leg End Reject for being unassuming.

[HeyV]

Wichita Lineman banned for robbing their username from a well-known song

[lorcand1990]

HeyV banned for not greeting the other 25 letters of the alphabet

[NNAHere]

Lorcand banned for making the introductions fierce complicated.

[HeyV]

NNAHere banned for making me have songs with Na Na Na stuck in my head when I read see their username

[NNAHere]

HeyV banned for only knowing the words to songs for children.

[lorcand1990]

NNAHere banned for sending me a pm with a detailed explanation of why Jedward are the most influential band of their generation

[NNAHere]

Lorcand banned for putting up a surprisingly good defence of the artistic merit of The Teletubbbies.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for not being here.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for expecting me to use my gift of bi-location when I've got a a headache.

[Leg End Reject]

NNAHere banned for having a faulty head.