dawg banned for not knowing her schnitzel from her currywurst.
Bogus Bans
NNA banned for thinking 'mediterranean diet' is a phrase used by Cosa Nostra to indicate a very short life expectancy
dawg banned for using Extra Virgin Olive oil for her car.
NNA banned for drizzling HVO on his salad as he was running low on his normal dressing
dawg banned for switching the labels of the condiment holders.
Deja banned for then stirring it through.
dawg banned for asking for a refund when she spotted that her doughnut had a gaping hole in the middle.
NNA banned for eating a hole in the middle of dawgs pizza and calling it an italian donut
Boo banned for seeing NNA stealing the middle of my pizza and then doing NOTHING about it
dawg banned for doing a passably good impression of an argumentative Italian.
NNA banned for having extensize knowledge of argumentative Italians
dawg banned for polishing up on the Sicilian way of "dealing" wih dissent
Boo banned for turning up at the church for the midnight service only to be told it hasn't been open in more than ten years
dawg banned for breaking lots of the Ten Commandments.
NNA banned for failng to break all Ten Commandments in a single day
dawg banned because the only killing I'm capable of doing is time.
Declan banned for using FoG to drum up business for his clock & watch repair business
Declan banned for boiling the eggs for over 20 minutes.
dawg banned for sifting Shake 'n Vac instead of sprinkles on the cake.
NNA banned for getting shut of the last of his 30 year old pack of S & V by telling me to sprinkle it on that darned cake
dawg banned for trying to defend the destruction of the cake by relying on the 'only following orders' defense.
NNA is banned for ordering more cakes, just in case his supply runs out.
Deja banned for intercepting my orders "to save me from myself".
NNA banned for thinking that anyone would save him from himself without first indicating what interest rate would be payable
dawg banned for displaying a very variable interest level in a select few people.
Boo banned for putting on her spectacles at a most inopportune time
dawg banned for changing the lenses in Boo's spectacles periodically because she can't get enough of the 'Missus Magoo' incidents that result.
It seems that NNA is banned 'cause he cant find his rose tinted spectacles
Deja banned for supergluing her glasses to her ears.
Boo banned for climbing trees when she thinks no one is looking
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