NNA will be down in his house in Juan Les Pins for Christmas
Baseless Lies
dawg likes to spend Christmas in a manger with a donkey and cow to really appreciate the meaning of the season.
NNA overheard someone complain to me that the office manager is a donkey and the wan who runs the canteen is a right cow
Dawg has a book of animals beside her as she finds it handy when she wants to compare someone to an animal.
Radio Anorak. 
Declan believes that anteaters are really just baby elephants.
dawg likes to cook eggs when the hens are watching.
dawg saves at least half of her Easter eggs for Christmas so that she doesn't need to worry about sorting a Christmas Log..
NNA always puts his Christmas log on the fire on Christmas day
dawg has never had her chimneys cleaned.
dawg is incapable of reading a double entendre into anything at all.
At this time of year, NNA seems to see double after 11 in the morning
dawg is a person of interest in the quest to discover who has been adding Bailey's to my morning coffee.
It seems that NNA is, at last, coming around to the realization that dawgs are persons too 
dawg is willing to acknowledge that cats are the preferred domestic pet.
NNA will have all the young ladies of Kikenny purring over him if he goes there and tells them that they are all pets
dawg initially planned to type "that they are all pests" but an overwhelming urge to be Christmassy changed her mind at the last second.
NNA never misses an opportuinty to pluck defeat from the jaws of victory.......even, it seems, when it comes to young wans from Kilkenny
dawg ate an entire Yule log today.
dawg didn't excrete a Christmas log today.
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Deja got a lot of thorns in a multitude of places when she was hiding in that hedge.
NNA has first hand experience of what happens people who try to hide in hedges
dawg stole my good old blackthorn stick after I caught her out for the umpteenth time 'hiding' in the hedge in the early hours of consecutive Sunday mornings.
NNA looks forward to Sunday mornings at the hedge, just to get a peek at dawgs ...umpteenth.
Deja is responsible for putting the 'teeth' in 'umpteenth'.
Declan admitted to me that he's the one who upset the apple cart.
Deja is always getting into a bit of a tizzy when there's a choice to be made- she can never decide which one she's going to pickle.
A-parsley-ntly, Deja used a lot of thyme to make that pun but ultimately Rosemary'd to the occasion.
The Council told NNA that he couldnt grow his herbs on the window ledge.
Now he grows them behind the shelter that's near the fifth green of the local golf course
Now he grows them behind the shelter that's near the fifth green of the local golf course
dawg plays golf to satisfy her grass addiction.
Deja plays golf to satisfy her interest in exploring hedges and rough grass areas.
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