dawg banned for thinking that I could ever eat a whole elephant during my mid-morning snack time.
Bogus Bans
I caught NNA sneaking out of The Zoo with a baby elephant on a lead
I wonder will he bring it back before opening time tomorrow ?
I wonder will he bring it back before opening time tomorrow ?
dawg banned for thinking that I wouldn't bring back the lead to the zoo.
NNA banned for stealing the lead in the roof of the Elephant House. Now it leaks when its raining 
dawg banned for plugging the alleged gap in the alleged roof with my silk duvet.
NNA banned for suggesting that he has a silk duvet .... only Posting Royalty have silk duvets
dawg banned for not referring to me as His Highness.
NNA banned for failing to take this thread to the next level
dawg banned for wanting to ascend the heights without her proper walking boots or even crampons.
NNA banned for not taking off his crampons when going to the supermarket
dawg banned for haggling with the cashier at the supermarket every single time.
NNA banned for not letting on what he saw the cashier and I really do "every single time"
dawg banned for really enjoying shopping.
dawg banned for attempting to arrest Santa for breaking and entering.
Deja banned for tugging at Santa's beard.
dawg banned for attempting to smear both Santa's and Deja's purer than the driven snow reputations.
Deja banned for shouting out "That snowman's hottttttt", causing him to blush and consequently melt a little.
NNA banned for getting through Christmas without being found out
dawg banned for refusing to relieve me of some of the Christmas leftovers.
NNAHere banned for not knowing what is just right for Christmas dinner helpings.
Radio Anorak. 
Declan banned for forgetting that if everything was just right, there'd be nothing left.
Deja banned for being wired to the moon with her feet firmly planted on the earth.
dawg banned for indirectly admitting that she has body parts buried somewhere.
Deja banned for informing the dogs about me
NNA banned for..................refusing to share the secret of his success in 2024
dawg banned for forgetting that past performance is not indicative of future results.
Boo banned for thinking that NNA was performing psychic predictions of the past when, in fact, he was just answering a question he found in a text book in The Texas School Book Depository
dawg banned for losing her library card in some American town a long,long time ago.
NNA banned for trying to make out that he isn't living in another era
dawg banned for travelling back in time whenever she needs to get a fresh bottle of milk.
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Deja banned for slurping the cream out of the bowl.
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