Bogus Bans

[dawg]

NNA banned for suggesting that Dinos do not make good pets.

The only negative on this that I ever encountered came from user NNAhere on a website that he spams

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for keeping bad company online.

[dawg]

NNA banned for failing to keep control of the price of parsnips

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for originally believing that 'parsnips' was a term describing the understating of your score in a round of golf.

[3d4life]

NNA banned for posting about numbers in the small hours, a time when most normal people are either painting or describing

[NNAHere]

3d4life banned for spilling the pain pot all over the place.

[dawg]

NNA banned for not even trying to stop autumn turning into winter

[DejaBoo]

dawg banned for espresso'ing her opinion a latte

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for using her coffee cup for cough medicine.

[dawg]

NNA banned for calling Boo's mid morning pick-me-up 'medicine'

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for arguing against the motion that chocolate is the solution.

[dawg]

Mondelez International pay NNA well to shill their stuff

[DejaBoo]

dawg is trying to earn her way past NNA's top tuna and toblerone sales figures.

[dawg]

Boo banned for thinking that there is something fishy about the sales figures

[DejaBoo]

dawg banned for throwing a bucket of sardines into the sales center

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for changing her job every single time that she was the victim of the old 'sardines in the sales centre' trick.

[dawg]

NNA banned for knowing far to much about tricks that can be played with sardines.

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for squeezing the last drop of humour out of the sardine trickery when the unfortunate sardines are already pretty squeezed as it is.

[DejaBoo]

NNA is banned for sardine-ly being a fan of fish

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for having it in for fish of all kinds ever since that time she went fishing at the age of 9 and only caught a cold.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for dressing up as a shark and rocking the tuna boat.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for secretly hoping that the tuna boat sinks.

[dawg]

NNA banned for catching more than his quota

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for being a bit envious of my (fishing) net profit

[dawg]

NNA banned for poaching in Ms Boo's fishing ground

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for clearly hallucinating - Deja and fish? Unpossible combo.

[dawg]

NNA banned by Louth for driving a big car in a small county

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for singing "In a Big Country" on a loop every Sunday.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for thinking that Big Country were a country and western band.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for wondering if acorns actually grow on a country (because he's never actually found that type of tree despite hours of Googling for one).

[dawg]

NNA banned for thinking that Declan believes a single word that Google returns these days

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for assuming that a lot of thinking happens around about these parts.

[dawg]

NNA banned for trying to lead everyone down the black hole of thought

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for claiming that she always achieves par on every golf hole but loses the ball due to a glitch in the matrix.

[dawg]

NNA banned for thinking that a mere glitch in the matrix would cause me to lose a golf ball

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg banned for dismissing a serious glitch in the matrix.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for getting his matrix in a warped toroidal twist over a minor glitch.

[dawg]

NNA banned for unraveling Declan's double helix structure

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for unsuccessfully attempting to modify her cat's DNA to give it batwings- it ended up with extra large flappy ears.

[dawg]

NNA banned for mistaking my cat with his mid morning snack ...................... ( another baby elephant )