NNA has relocated to La Belle France for the duration.
He hoped to get free accomodation from Celtic Rambler in exchange for lessons in NNA type lies
He was a little disappointed to be met with 'mais oui' and several 'zut alors' from the ever patient CR
He is now considering how he can wangle a late entry into the pentathlon ( seeing as he was quite good at the hop, skip and jump in primary school )
Letting the cat take the deck chair was one thing but now poor NNA spends much of the day at the cats beck 'n call. Just now it was a fresh pina colada and some grilled prawns.
( thats the third pina colada so far today - oh to be a cat with hollow legs )
Generations of NNA's family have had this 'scorched bonnet' issue.
Its partly due to them not putting up their parasols when the sun shines but only when it rains.
They also have a very confusing term "umm-berrrr-ellas" which they trot out whenever its raining
NNAHere is working on tests for supplement tablets that will keep horses, and in fact any other animals that are tested, alive into the next millennium. If it works, it will be tried then on humans - too bad that NNAHere will not be around to see the results.