NNA banned for shamelessly walrusing in the Bogus Ban thread.
Bogus Bans
Deja banned for demanding that her dentist do something about the grossly overgrown teeth of her pet walrus.
Deja banned for believing that certain spray cans rattle because of the teeth that they contain.
NNA banned for leaving his teeth under his chair ( they fell out last night after his third wee scoopeenie....* )
* Roumer is that he got a case of https://stpatricksdistillery.ie/wp-conte...2048-1.png at The Christmas and he was finishing off tidying up the last bottle last night
* Roumer is that he got a case of https://stpatricksdistillery.ie/wp-conte...2048-1.png at The Christmas and he was finishing off tidying up the last bottle last night
3d4life banned for believing in roumers instead of rumours.
NNA banned 'cause, apparently, ruminants 
are no longer allowed to post here
are no longer allowed to post here
3d4life banned for indirectly revealing that he has 4 stomachs.
NNA banned for a very bad case of third stomach indigestion.
3d4life banned for only giving me one indigestion pill for my bout of multi-stomach indigestion.
Deja banned for not 'bellyving' me when I said that I dedicated one of my stomachs to desserts.
NNAHere banned for making corny jokes that even I could not stomach.
Radio Anorak. 
Declan banned for not having boosted his stomach juices sufficiently to stay in the game.
NNA banned for refusing to use his booster seat when being driven around in his Roller
3d4life banned for trying to save money by repurposing an old pram into either a golf caddy or a dessert trolley.
Deja banned for 'oohing and aahing' at my infantile investment strategy.
Deja banned for being cranky every morning until she gets her Double Espresso fix.
NNA banned for thinking that only people wearing a sombrero drink Espresso
3d4life sells 3d printed Mexican hats on the side.
Deja banned for keeping a diary of all the times I messed up.
Deja banned for obviously using an enormous sized page if she's still filling in page 1 of her NNA Bloopedia Compendium.
NNAHere banned for trying to distract us from hearing about his bloopers.
Radio Anorak.
Declan is banned from the radio studio whilst wearing his anorak
3d4life is banned from listening to the radio because he stands up and salutes whenever any music is played.
Radio Anorak.
Declan sings along tunefully and in rhythm to every tune he hears on the radio.
NNA banned for forgetting what thread he was in while serenading Declan.
Deja banned for reminding me of my cognitive decline at every opportunity.
NNA banned for publishing a picture of 'himself' with
... photoshopped shoes and hat that might just have been pinched from
... a Shakespearean joker
... photoshopped shoes and hat that might just have been pinched from
... a Shakespearean joker
3d4life banned for laughing at my hat & shoe ding-a-lings.
3d4life banned for shoeing the donkey with the horse's shoes.
Deja banned for not being able to tell her ass from her horse.
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