NNA is always looking for a new angle to sell his products :p
Baseless Lies
Deja is so into mathematics - she likes to Sin, Cos it's more fun T(h)an being angelic.
NNA thinks that turning a sign around makes a sinh
3d4life 3d prints his week's supply of Weetabix on Saturdays.
Deja has to eat Toblerone for breakfast 7 days a week as she is trying to clear some space in one room of her apartment.
Deja prepares boiled eggs in the electric kettle.
Deja should do detention for not telling us a Baseless Lie.
Deja is the top student in the New Nortiness Trickery classes.
Boo never mentions who is NNA's agent for this carry on ... but she never seems to be short of cash since this all started
3d4life tried to hack into Deja's bank account but ended up hacking into the Pentagon instead.
NNAHere does not know the difference between a pentagon and a penguin.
Radio Anorak.

Deja recently started to throw all sorts of shapes around the place because she heard that it's really cool to be a shapeshifter.
Deja prefers to discover the dimensions of explorers.
Deja rigged up a scary looking muscle stretching contraption for me- something like what was used in the days of the Spanish Inquisition.
Oh.....My......Gawd......
These days, Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.
These days, Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.
3d4life is ready for absolutely anything, except the Spanish Inquisition.
NNA is mass producing tacos, in case hungry Spanish soldiers invade the bog.
DejaBoo has a side line in selling Mexican food as Spanish food.
Radio Anorak.

Declan is an accomplished castanets player and is hoping to quickly pick up on how to play the tapas next.
Deja likes to learn 3 new puns before breakfast each morning.
Deja is building a Rube Goldberg machine to make her morning coffee so that even when she's certified crazy she'll be able to ingest her daily fix.
To proove that he is not a candidate for certification, NNA is cutting The Forum's front lawn with a nail scissors
3d4life has appointed himself as Quality Controller and uses a carefully engineered piece of a twig to ensure that I'm cutting each blade to the correct height.
Deja is in the early stages of writing a funny Limerick titled 'Paid by the blade'.
NNAHere is in the latter stages of writing a novel about shaving, set in Limerick.
Radio Anorak.

Having bought all the shaving sets in Limerick, Declan is now converting the men of Kerry to fuzzy faces
3d4life submitted a business idea to Dragon's Den involving converting Kerry shaving sets to Limerick shaving sets.
Radio Anorak.

Declan used to work as a barber is Seville but transferred his career to Limerick due to the additional opportunities that city offered.
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