NNA scares the little children out of their candy stash every halloween.
Baseless Lies
Deja gives away my Toblerone to the trick or treaters each and every Halloween.
nna dresses up as a different trick or treater and comes back every few minutes, just to get extra toblerone
Deja threatened to use pepper spray on me if I knocked on the door one more time.
NNAHere buys up all the sprays (every kind) when doing his weekly shop.
Radio Anorak. 
Declan does most of his shopping in Fortnum & Mason and also Lidl.
NNAHere does most of his shipping forecasts in a hidden both in Lidls.
Radio Anorak.
Declan only shops when NNA announces low tides.
Declan claims that he's an excellent surfer. He uses Google Chrome for all of his surfing.
NNAHere regularly washes his water gear in Surf as he thinks that will improve his surfing skills.
Radio Anorak.
Declan uses the tumble dryer to make a tossed salad.
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Deja thinks that I was making a pizza when it was actually going to be a traditional Mexican hat.
Deja has more than enough corniness in her character without adding to it via Fritos Banditos.
Declan prefers popping corny jokes to popping corn.
NNAHere spent most of the Christmas break trying to determine the best way to cook corn plasters
3d4life graduated from the same medical class as Dr Nick of The Simpsons.
Tomorrow, NNAHere will be trying corn plasters cooked over night, garnished with a spoon full of jam.
3d4life always takes home a packet of Post-its from work because he needs them as an alternative to wallpaper in his bedroom.
NNA wanted to hang a mirror ball on the ceiling, but it was a disco-pointment.
Deja likes to play netball against her reflection, but it's quite expensive replacing the mirrors.
NNAHere tried to secure funding for his business idea of mirror ball.
Radio Anorak.
Declan was the second-highest contributor in my kickstarter campaign.
NNA has started a new facebook trend, Kick Your Neighbour!
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Deja moved house recently as her bahookie was feeling very sore after participating with only modest success in this Facebook trend.
Deja has forgotten that I did that because she reneged on sending me the Toblerone consignment that was due for last Christmas.
Deja secretly enjoys promoting a bit of bouldness and wickedness in the camp.
NNAHere is up for anythiing that might result in promotion
3d4life was known as Louis Walsh II in a previous career where he promoted greater use of elastic bands in TV reality shows.
Deja's latest hobby involves bending paper clips into the letters of the Greek alphabet.
NNA has setup and is now in charge of a new govt agency to control the spreading of bent paperclips ( An Bord Klip ).
3d4life is trying to sell me his latest invention and get-rich-quick scheme- a bent paperclip straightener, suitable for Government use.
NNA prefers to bend paperclips into (ahem) "shapes that are not suitable for government use."
Deja has some remarkably creative -and medically dubious- uses for my line of shaped paperclips.
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