Declan only buys instant coffees whenever it's his round.
Baseless Lies
Declan's hobby is to cut potatoes into the smallest possible specks. He calls it his 'spectayto sport'.
Declan declined to give a glowing review to my latest publication.
If Declan smiles outdoors at night, his teeth allegedly dazzle low-flying helicopters.
Deja uses methanol to power her lawnmower when she's in a hurry to cut the lawn.
Deja once entered the Eurovision song contest singing her own composition, "My lovely lawnmower".
Deja emails me every day asking me to forward her a picture of my lovely coconuts.
Deja tried to arrange a trade of pictures - my coconuts for her watermelons. I'm considering...
Deja has suddenly forgotten where she put her camera so tells me that she is no longer able to trade pictures, unfortunately.
Deja likes nuts. Not so much the edible ones- moreso the entertaining ones.
NNAHere works as an artificial nuts manufacturer in a research lab.
Radio Anorak. 
Declan memorises everything he hears on the radio each day so that he can repeat it to whoever will listen to him the next day.
NNA reports fake news to the radio, just to see what Declan will say.
Deja deliberately posts bans in the 'Baseless Lies' thread whenever she wants more attention.
Deja did not do a ninja edit of her post (which is not #302- that's a second lie, which is the truth, if you know what I mean) to make it compliant with the rules.
Deja thinks that tinnitus is a bit like a badly tuned radio.
Deja only recently discovered that Blackberry phones actually contained 0% real fruit.
Deja is ratcheting up her Santa battle strategy this year - the carrots are definitely out and there's a better than 50% chance that she won't be cleaning the chimney for Santa unless he gets real with the gifts.
NNA lights up the fireplace just to see a hot bahookie slide down the chimney.
Declan douses me with flame retardant foam everytime NNA lights a candle.
Deja sprays me with full -fat milk everytime I offer her a tuna sandwich.
NNA doesn't enjoy being sprayed with whipped cream when he offers chocolate.
Deja can't look at another chocolate bar- she grossly overdosed on Toblerone which she was intending to send me a while back.
NNA has no affinity for chocolate.... I was only sparing him the suffering.
DejaBoo likes to dress up as a chocolate bar for Halloween each year.
Radio Anorak.
Declan doesn't own a black witches cat so for Halloween he substitutes a panther.
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