Declan thought a night on the tiles meant he had to go up on the roof for a beer.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Baseless Lies
Wichita likes nothing better than surfing on the roof tiles after a good night of rain.
Radio Anorak. 
Declan surfs the net while sitting in a kayak.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita has a long history of going through laptops because he insists on bringing one with him while trying the surf the waves in a kayak.
Radio Anorak.
Declan stands on the shore waving as I sail into the sunset.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
As we all drive away into the sunset, Wichita waves back to his while standing on his make believe surfboard on the sand - it's actually an ironing board.
Radio Anorak.
Declan is building himself a wind turbine to power his house. The arms consist of a couple of old surfboards and Wichita 's ironing board.
NNAHere tried and failed to get the masterplan for my wind turbine and is now trying to fashion one from his clothes line.
Radio Anorak.
Declan designs tye died t-shirts.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita designs tee-shirts with images depicting Johnny Cash songs, e.g. Wichita Linesman and Rhinestone Cowboy.
Radio Anorak.
Declan thought he was cashing in on my royalties.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita has finally proven he does not know a Glen Campbell song from a Johnny Cash song, having fallen into my trap in the last two posts.
Radio Anorak.
Declan isnt aware this is a lie thread.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita snagged the thread of his best shirt on the tractor yesterday morning and didn't notice it unravelling until he was teeing up later that afternoon.
NNA undressed Farmer Wichi with his imagination (oh my!)
Deja had to take a very long lie down after realising what she had blurted out in that previous post.
Deja is currently winning the 'Rip van Winkle' competition by being able to fall sleep on demand for impressively long durations.
Deja doesn't know it yet but I'm going to be my very own first customer when that potion is prepared.
Deja knows the right time to call the fire brigade based on the shifts her favourite fireman works.
NNAHere has his own fire saving equipment in a hidden basement of his home.
Radio Anorak.
Declan is a closet basement dweller.
Deja was the underbidder on the last mansion Declan purchased.
Declan never says what estate agent he uses ... at least its not that agent that the rich and famous tend to use ...
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NNAsomething ?
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3d4life has a very time-consuming hobby of viewing houses I'm trying to sell but which are way outside of his/her budget.
Declan has never shopped for anything online.
NNAHere always gets someone else to do his online shopping for him.
Radio Anorak.
Declan knows that I am royalty.
NNAHere regularly gets his golden coach washed in the local service station car wash.
Radio Anorak.
Declan once borrowed my golden coach to bring home some flat pack furniture, some bags of coal and a Christmas tree.
NNAHere likes to sit on flat packs when he is looking at tv.
Radio Anorak.
Declan hangs his TV from his bedroom ceiling so he can justify a lie-on every single morning.
NNAHere believes that a lie a day will keep the doctor away.
Radio Anorak.
Declan uses aspirin as a sugar substitute for his morning coffee.
NNAHere likes to ask for the bill while he still has coffee in his mouth.
Radio Anorak.
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