Bogus Bans

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned trying to sew potatoes with needle and thread.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for skewering his chips with a knitting needle.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for chipping in a barbeque skewer into the knitting.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for covering his poker chips in BBQ sauce.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for eating all my poker chips.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for playing Russian Roulette with chillies.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for eating all of the salt and vinegar but none of the chips.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for promoting vinegar free vinegar.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for wasting the vinegar instead of making good use out of it.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for wasting time.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for wasting wine.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for swimming in the wine lake.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for whining about the lack of wine.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for closing the complaints department.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for being the only person that complains about the complaints department.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for campaigning on a no complaints allowed platform.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for flicking a coin every time he has to choose between giving out and giving in.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for throwing the coin back at Wichita.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for trying to intercept the coin but fumbles it.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for trying to intercept other people's change at the vending machine.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for titling the machine to get free chocolate.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for a monumental misspelling (tilting) - at least I hope it is.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for hiding the tippex.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for messing up all the screens with tippex, forcing us to hide it from him.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for putting a force field around my screen

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for giving off excessive radioactivity after a day working at his force-field protected computer.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for alarming Wichi's security screen with pokes.

[Declan A Walsh]

DejaBoo banned for possessing alarming ideas.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for alarming behaviour.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for setting off alarms.

[DejaBoo]

Mr Walsh banned for scaring off NNA with his siren.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for wanting a monopoly over the act of scaring people... BOO!

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for looking like he seen a ghost.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for being on the money- I DO look like I saw a ghost....except that it's not due to having seen a ghost, it's mainly some sort of a lung infection that has me messed up (but I'm getting by...)

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for taking too much cough syrup




(feel better soon!)

[3d4life]

'Boo banned for finishing the cough syrup with hardly a cough from her at all

[NNAHere]

3d4life banned for not rinsing out the cough syrup bottle before putting it in the recycling bin.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for confusing the special medicines container for the recycling bin.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for trashing my efforts at recycling.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for recycling old arguments.