Deja banned for experimenting excessively with the wiggleability of different body parts.
Bogus Bans
Butty banned for scaling the heights in weight-lifting- this morning, he managed to lift himself out of bed.
Mr Walsh banned for punching all the floor numbers just to watch NNA flex his muscles.
Deja banned for taking her Honda 50 to spin class. 
Butty banned for taking Deja's Honda 50 each time he goes to the pub.
NNA banned --- it is a 450 and he only uses it in emergency PGV* situations
*Polygamy Getaway Vehicle... for when his many sister wives go ballistic
*Polygamy Getaway Vehicle... for when his many sister wives go ballistic
DejaBoo banned for getting away with it.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Lineman banned for standing in a long line and spinning.... they call him Whichyway QueueMan
DejaBoo banned for skipping in the queue.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Lineman banned for playing hopscotch in the queue.
Butty banned for eating butterscotch while playing hopscotch.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Lineman banned for hiding the Scotch from Butty when he was out hopping around.
Deja banned for drinking my scotch, which Wichi hid under her bed, and making me hopping mad. 
Butty banned for hopping tennis balls off the gable wall.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for throwing all the tennis balls over the wall.
Declan banned for not building a bigger wall.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
DejaBoo banned for making America great again.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichi banned for grating American cheese again.
Butty banned for being an easy single.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
DejaBoo for casting Butty in The Munsters remake.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichi banned for casting Margot Robbie as Lily Munster to my Herman, when I specifically asked for Deja for the part.
Butty banned for buttering up DejaBoo.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichi banned for fantasising about doing unimaginable things involving butter.
Declan banned for not believing it's butter.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for spreading a rumour that eating a pound of butter is a cheap way to make you feel 'well oiled'.
Butty banned for cycling without a helmet.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichi banned for wearing a helmet in spin class.
Butty banned for spinning yarns.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for wheeling out the same old excuses.
Butty banned for attempting to do wheelies in a shopping trolley.
NNA banned for shopping in his pyjamas.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for mistaking combat trousers for pyjamas.
Declan banned for unarmed combatting.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
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